Category: Anna Nicole Smith

All Y’all Are Shady!

August 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
OK! Magazine pulled their offer to pony up $1.7 Million for exclusive photos of DanniHope's first Birthday party. OK! claims they pulled their offer, because they found some effed up crap on Larry Birkhead and they are having "moral issues." Larry claims OK! is pissed, because rival UsWeekly put DanniHope on their cover.
 
Larry told TMZ , "I was just threatened via email by (the reporter) that OK! would do a negative story on me if I did any stories with any other mags. Ridiculous!!! I am not sure what planet she's on but I am not going to be threatened. She blew it!"
 
TMZ also got a hold of an e-mail OK!'s Editor-In-Chief sent to Larry, "You know how well we've treated you … from free suits to getting a singer for your party … to be honest, we are upset that you've turned on us."
The EIC issued this official statement:
 
"Newly obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating. Furthermore, it makes it impossible for OK!, in good conscience, to promote this family’s highly questionable relationship in our pages. Next week's issue of OK! will bring all of the unfortunate, relevant details to light."
 
"It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn's life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it's unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all."
 
This is the way I see it. Larry is shady for selling his daughter for a cool (almost) 2 million. OK! is shady, because they claim they are having moral issues. Moral issues?! Come on now!!! It's about the mighty dollar people! It's a business. It's not about morals. Look at me talking like I even know what morals are! What is that word?
 
Howard is shady, because he's just always shady.
 
I still wanna read the dirt OK! has though.
 

Seat Filler

August 27, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Larry Birkhead attended the Fox Teen Choice Awards yesterday and for what purpose I'm not sure. Maybe to show Zac Efron what he's going to look like in 5 years if he doesn't quit the fake tanning?
 
Larry should be planning DanniHope's "lavish" first Birthday party instead of attending a kid's show. TMZ reports that Larry will hold her party in Louisville, Kentucky at the home of a friend where he first met ANS. He's planning all pink and 200 guests. 
 
 
 
 
 
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DanniHope Is Already Turning One

August 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Oh how time flies! Dannielynn Hope is getting ready to turn one next month and she's still on magazine covers. This time she's on UsWeekly where sources close to Larry tell the magazine that he's making sure Danni knows who her mother is.
 
Larry's sister tells the magaine, "Larry says that it’s important Dannielynn knows about her mom. He’s always telling Dannielynn how much he loved Anna and how great she was.” 
 
Larry is also planning a big Birthday bash for Danni at their L.A. mansion where ANS lived. Dolly Parton is said to be a guest, because she's Danni's favorite singer. How the hell does Larry know that? Is Dolly on Danni's iTunes or something?
 
Larry also keeps ANS' memory alive by showing Danni videos of her mommy. I hope he's not showing her THIS ONE!
 
 
 
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How Time Flies

July 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Dannielynn Hope is almost 1-year-old and Larry Birkhead is once again using her for a little publicity. I kid I kid. Larry showed Entertainment Tonight these pics of DanniHope.
 
Larry also spoke to ET at last night's Bourne Ultimatium premiere. He said, "Every day she does something new, and now she's sharing her bottle with me. So if I say, 'Give daddy a drink,' she'll toss it over her shoulder. It's cool being a dad."
 
"She actually spit up on my jacket I was going to wear, so I had to take it off and do a quick change."
 
Larry said he might give Danni a Princess themed Birthday party, because that's what her mother called her. He also said that Danni is the only lady in his life right now. What about Virgie?
 
I give him shit, but he's a good daddy compared to a lot of others. I'd be pissed though if my daddy was showing off pictures of me almost naked and shit.
 
I wonder where Howard K. Stern is? He's probably bussing tables at the Sizzler. Mmmm….cheese toast. 
 
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Pretty Penny

July 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Not surprisingly Brangelina dominated the list with 4 sets of photos. I'm sure they donate all that cash to charity, right? Anna Nicole isn't far behind with 3 sets. Here's the list:
 
1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos – People – June '06 – $4.1 Million
2. Demi and Ashton's wedding – OK! – Oct '05- $3 Million
3. Eva Longoria's wedding – OK! – July '07 – $2 Million
3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn – Ok! – April '07 – $2 Million 
3. Pax Thien's adoption photos – People – March '07 – $2 Million
6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern– People – Sept '06 – $1 Million 
7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos – People – Nov '05 – $500,000
7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple – Us Weekly – April '05 – $500,000
7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos – People – Jan '06 – $500,000
10. Daniel Smith hours before his death – InTouch – Sept '06 – $400,000 
 
I still can't get over OK! paying $2 Million for Eva Longoria?! Nobody knows who she is!
 
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A Woman Alone

June 19, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I sort of feel bad for Howard K. Stern. He's like the loneliest girl in the room. Anyway, he showed up united with Larry Birkhead in a Los Angeles courtroom this morning. In court HK was named the HBIC of Anna Nicole Smith's will and Larry was named Dannielynn Hope's legal guardian. Yeah, boring shit.
 
HK said he'd help Larry in any way he needed. Booty call!
 
In other Birkhead news, he's still fighting with Debra Opri over cash. Debra has $600k in a trust account and Larry wants it. The cash was for a deal Debra made on behalf of Larry with Bravo.
 
Larry said, "I need protection to make certain that Opri does not and cannot abscond with my money."
 
Boring, boring, boring. Larry and HK should get married. I like them together. HK is so lonely and his nights are probably so cold. He needs some loving arms. 
 
 
Splash
 
Story: TMZ
 
 
 
 
 
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