So, Now It Makes Sense Why Channing Tatum Can’t Stand Alex Pettyfer

Either Alex Pettyfer or Alex Pettyfer’s people (Does he have those?) have been trying to paint him as the new “bad boy” of Hollywood for years. Alex is supposedly shitty to work with and he bragged to VMan about how he got the words “thank you” tattooed over his dick just in case he forgets to say it. (I love a cocky b-hole douche so that made me swoon inside a little, but it turns out that his “thank you” tattoo is actually his name in Japanese. Getting your name tattooed in any language on your body is a zillion times more douchey than getting “thank you” inked into your crotch.) After Magic Mike came out, there was a rumor that Channing would rather toss a bitchy armadillo’s salad than work with Alex again.

They fought and Channing told people that he wants nothing to do with Alex. Alex was recently on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast B.E.E. (via People) and he confirmed that yup, Channing hates him and he admits that it’s mostly his fault.

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No, Betty, That’s Not A Cigar In His Pocket. Yes, He’s Happy To See You…

Bill Clinton was honored at the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles last night and he was the damn pimp of the ball. He asked Charlize Theron if she’d like to see him in his fedora and nothing else, he asked Jennifer Lawrence if she’d like to grab a few cigars and get out of there, and he gave Betty White an extra special hug. Betty White’s rose-colored eyebrows nearly melted off and her “this jacket is vintage JCPenney and I know Big Willie juice doesn’t come out” face says everything we need to know. Betty White proved that she’s once again the patron saint of giving by showing dusty, old Bill Clinton some love when she really wanted to jump on a piece who can really handle her.

GLAAD, who loves giving out awards since it feels like they have an awards show every damn month, gave Bill Clinton the Advocate for Change Award and also gave trophies to The New Normal (for outstanding comedy series), Perks of Being a Wallflower (for outstanding movie), American Horror Story (for outstanding TV mini-series) and Days of Our Lives (for outstanding daily drama).

And here’s Charlize looking perfect, Jennifer Lawrence with just-out-of-the-salon mom hair, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Betty White, Leonardo DiCatchAHo and Alex PetMyFur.

I’m Sensing A Theme….

Crazy bitch Robert Blake vs. Charlie Potatoes, Spidey vs. Sparkle Vamp and now Channing Tatum vs. Alex Pettyfer. It’s officially Dick Fight Thursday.

Some of us have heard the stories and rumors that have painted (in Benjamin Moore shade: Douche Berry Brown) Alex Petmyfur as a boiled cunt sausage who is so difficult to work with that he makes butt fucking yourself with a wet hot dog bun seem easy and pleasant. Apparently, Channing Tatum found this out the hard way. Yeah, Channing looks like he’s been punched in the face repeatedly and Alex needs to get punched in the face repeatedly.

Page Six says that while filming the blue ball inducer titled Magic Mike, Channing really wanted to grab Alex, pull down that trick’s panties and brand the word “DIVA” into one of his nalgas. A source said that everyone on the Magic Mike set tried to get those two to play nice, but Channing washed his hands of Alex and wants nothing to do with him. The source says that’s why Alex wasn’t on the cover of Entertainment Weekly with the other hot pieces.

“Channing said he didn’t want to do [the shoot] if Alex was there,” our source sniffed. “Alex is known in Hollywood for being rude and difficult.” Previous reports have chronicled Pettyfer’s issues on other movie sets.

But a rep for Pettyfer told us about the EW shoot: “They were all offered the cover, and everyone was happy to do it with everyone else. Alex was unavailable to travel to New York . . . because he had another commitment that he couldn’t get out of. It was purely a logistical issue that prevented Alex from getting there.”

There’s only one way to settle this: lubed-up sword fight at dusk on Joe ManJello’s abs. Film it in 3D and there’s your sequel to Magic Mike.

And here’s Carol O’Neal and the Texas T-Rex obviously talking shit about Alex while posing for photographers at a photo call for Magic Mike in Berlin.