Category: African Orphans
Did Madge Bribe a Ho?
Madonna is rumored to be paying the university tuition of Malawian government official, William Manjolo. William is currently studying social work at Swansea University in Wales. She agreed to pay his fees last June, four-months before her adoption of David.
There’s speculation that this act of kindness helped to influence and speed up the process.
Honestly, who cares how she got the kid? David is rich now and probably happy. He’s living a better life and that’s the point. I think the media is trying to tear her ass a new one for no reason. She did a good thing whatever her intentions are.
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Angelina Jolie Was Not Hating on Madge
Angelina Jolie was quoted as saying a lot of trash on Madonna regarding her adoption of David Banda in a French Magazine. She is now saying that the article was not accurate.
She said, “The article included many falsehoods. I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home.”
Boring! Come on, call her a name. Spit on her face. Give me something! I mean send Maddox over to beat up David. Something! Anyways, she’s lying. You know she meant it and said those thing. She’s the Head Adoption Ho In Charge. HAHIO, doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
Fighting Words
Angelina Jolie wants to be the HBIC of the third world and has shot at Madonna for adopting David Banda “illegally.” Angie claims she’s too good for that sort of adoption and is basically calling Madge an idiot.
She said, “Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal. Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born. It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption.”
She backtracked though and said, “I have been horrified by the attacks she’s been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David.”
Can’t we just get along? Angelina is not the queen of adoption! Mia Farrow is! Anyways, I think she was just saying that Madonna is an idiot for not doing research and it could’ve been easier for her ass. I agree.
Oh Really?
Old people alert! Billy Corrigan of Smashing Pumpkins and Courtney Love attended the L.A. premiere of Freedomwriters aka Dangerous Minds 2 with Hilary Swank and McDreamy last night. Billy and Court are a match made in bloated heaven! I mean they should fart into my car. It would provide gas for days. They are puffy! Hills is horse hot as usual.
Who the Hell is Going to See This Shit?
Last night was the premiere of Code Name: The Cleaner which stars Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liy and Nicollette Sheridan. Surprisingly, it’s not going to straight to DVD. It’s about….oh like you care! Nobody’s going to see this trash. Lucy Liu looks seriously hot even though she has a wonky eye working overtime. Nicollette looks like…well like Nicollette.
Brangelina’s Considering a Mr. & Mrs. Smith Sequel
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and are now considering doing a sequel. The film is already being turned into a TV show for this Fall. Brad Pitt has apparently talked with studio executives about picking up where the film left off and showing the couple as parents. The TV show will not feature either Brad or Angelina.
The two also toured a Panama gallery yesterday. Some are saying that Angelina might be pregnant, because she’s sporting a small bump. Damn, a girl can’t have a little bloat in the moat? Damn. They look hot and happy and blah blah blah….
