All That Glitters Is Not Gold

Here is the full solid gold statue of Kate Moss and the word “CROTCH” immediately comes to mind. I can practically see her gold-plated clitty knob. I know this is supposed to be art and shit, but this is too much information. And the solid gold makes her ass look fat.

The statue by artist Marc Quinn is valued at $3 million, but it look like it’s worth a half-baggie of coke and a used toothbrush. Last month, the British Museum offered us just a taste of this trash called “Siren,” but now its on display in its full PUSSY BONE glory through January 25th.

You know how some of you are fucking obsessed with Hugh Laurie in a scary way, Marc feels the same way about Kate. He has already done the same statue of Kate but in plaster. He obviously has a fascination with her cokey vagina. You know he totally busts a nut when he sculpts this shit.

And I’m sure this is what Rojo Caliente’s lady parts look like, but hers is also sprinkled with diamonds.