Martha Stewart Says She Would Go On A Date With “Sort Of Cute” Pete Davidson

The rumors of Pete Davison’s big dick energy have finally found their way into the circles of sexy octogenarians who want to see what all the fuss is about. And one hot memaw ready to do The Charleston all over Pete’s lap is Martha Stewart. Perhaps it’s Pete’s awkward swag of looking like a tatted-up Beaker from Sesame Street that makes all the ladies go crazy, and during a recent appearance on Drew Barrymore‘s talk show, the subject of Martha going on a date with Pete came up, and she shrugged like, “Sure, why not.”

People reports during a recent interview on The Drew Barrymore Show, Martha was asked to play a game called Red Flag, Green Flag, Yellow flag, where she was asked a series of questions and had to hold up the corresponding color as her response. When the subject of dating a man with tattoos came up, Martha answered honestly before Drew changed the subject by asking if she would still date the man if he were Pete Davidson. Martha wasted no time with her answer and later called Pete “sort of cute.” Shade point to Martha!

Describing the first contender, the Never Been Kissed star said, “Your date has as many tattoos as Pete Davidson,” to which Stewart immediately held up her green flag, sparking cheers from the audience.

“Okay, your date is Pete Davidson,” Barrymore said.

Stewart wasted no time in waving the green flag once again.

Barrymore referenced fans on the internet wanting Stewart and the Saturday Night Live alum, 28, to go on a date together.

“I mean, he’s dated so many women,” Stewart said of Davidson, who was most recently linked to Kim Kardashian, 42.

When Barrymore asked, “So what?” Stewart clarified, “No I’m not saying that’s bad. I think that’s good and he’s sort of cute.”

Hmmm. Maybe Big Mama Martha acquired some ink during her time in the pokey, and since Pete looks like a walking flash sheet of jail tats that may explain her attraction to him as well. But honestly, who wouldn’t want to date Martha Stewart? She’ll keep the home tidy and fresh while baking a batch of weed brownies whenever Snoop Dogg comes for a visit. But let’s not get our hopes up too much. This was all in fun, and Martha has no plans on becoming Pete’s rebound after his “Did that really happen?” wack ass romance with Kim Kardashian.