Nick Cannon Is Expecting Yet Another Child

August 25, 2022 / Posted by:

What the actual fuck ever happened to that vasectomy 41-year-old Nick Cannon claimed he had a consultation for?! Someone needs to stop this man from getting everyone in the neighborhood pregnant. It’s time for baby number 9, as Nick announced he and the mother of two of his other children, Brittany Bell, is pregnant with their third child. At least he’s circling back through Baby Mamas, but I guarantee you this man will crack a dozen babies and/or pregnancies by the end of the year. Maybe even a baker’s dozen!–I totally see him trying to squeeze in a few more fertilizations before 2023.

ONCE AGAIN I’ll list Nick’s current line-up of kids. Nick Cannon has 11-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with Mariah Carey, two children, 1-year-old Powerful Queen and 5-year-old Golden, with Brittany, and another set of twins, 1-year-old Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, with Abby De La Rosa. Tragically, Nick’s son, Zen, with Alyssa Scott died from a brain tumor at only five months old. And his eighth child, Legend Cannon, was born last month. But he can’t stop and won’t stop, because baby #9 looks ready to pop soon too. And to be fair, he literally told us he does this shit on purpose and that more babies were on the way back in June–so we were warned.

People says Nick announced his newest baby on Instagram with a pregnancy video that features his children, Powerful and Golden. Nick also captioned his post “#Sunrise #SonRISE” so methinks he has another son coming. Here’s their pregnancy photoshoot, which… is just hilarious to me at this point. It’s like throwing a big fancy release party for a Call of Duty game–like, there’s just gonna be another one in a few months.

I’m horrified for the future, to be honest. Nick is only 41 and we know that men are out here having babies at 89 years old. So what will the situation be like when he’s elderly and still planting that baby batter? There are going to be Cannons everywhere! In the future, dating apps will be required to ask the question, “Are you a child of Nick Cannon?“, to avoid any accidental incest from happening.

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