Nick Cannon’s Eighth Child Has Arrived (UPDATE)
It seems like just yesterday when Nick Cannon announced his powerful super sperm had invaded another woman’s ovaries and now it’s time to say “Hello!” to his latest child support check! Nick and model Bre Tiesi, have announced they’re both the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy born in June yet they just made the announcement yesterday. At this point, I think we all know Nick is on a one-man quest to repopulate the Earth, but if that means he has officially retired from making music or trying to host another talk show, I would much rather he do this instead. It seems to be his true life’s calling.
E! News reports that Bre revealed the joy she feels knowing she’ll never be broke again now that she’s secured the bag with the newest soldier in Nick’s child army. And she was finally ready to spill all of the details about her experience giving birth by releasing a lengthy Instagram post and a birthing video.
The Wild ‘N Out star and model Bre Tiesi welcomed a baby boy, his eighth child, on June 28. Her son weighed 8 pounds and 10 ounces at birth.
“I did it. An all natural unmedicated home birth,” Bre wrote on Instagram on July 25. “This was the most humbling / limit pushing yet awakening and completely empowering experience. I can’t thank my team enough for delivering my son safely.”
She added that the experience “has changed me forever… I can’t believe he’s here.”
As we all know, Nick shares 11-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with Mariah Carey, 1-year-old, Powerful Queen, and 5-year-old, Golden, with Brittany Bell, and 1-year-old twins, Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, with Abby De La Rosa. Nick also shared a son named Zen with Alyssa Scott but the baby boy died last year of a brain tumor at only five months old.
UPDATE: Nick and Bre have kept with Nick’s theme of giving his children subtle and modest names by naming their new baby boy Legend Cannon. And they’ve already set up an Instagram account for the baby who has no idea what the fuck Instagram even is.
You know, I commend Bre for wanting to take us all on the journey of childbirth, but nobody asked for a damn documentary. Especially when you’re having a Nick Cannon baby. There’s nothing special about that and in about three months we’ll hear the name of some new woman he’s knocked up wondering who the hell she is as well. However, Bre chose the right sperm for the occasion, and she wasted no time praising Nick for choosing to be her benefactor for at least the next eighteen years.
Bre gushed of Nick, “I couldn’t of asked for a more amazing and supportive partner. Daddy showed the f up for us.. I couldn’t of done it without you.”
Congrats Bre, now take a bow and fade away like all the rest of them. Because Nick’s greatest talent is plucking women from obscurity and making their name appear in an Us Weekly headline for a minute before he mounts his steed and gallops away into another woman’s womb like The Moan Ranger he is.
Check out Nick and Bre’s childbirth video below, but be warned. It involves a lot of screaming.
Pic: InstarImages