Prince Philip Has Been Released From The Hospital
He’s done it! Prince Philip has cheated death once again. NBC News reports that Prince Philip has been discharged from the hospital where he was being treated for still being alive at 99 years old, and is back at Buckingham Palace. Don’t worry, Phil and Death go way back, so Death’s not tripping. One time, back during the Norman Conquest, Philip cheated Death out of an entire sack of silver Edward the Confessor ha-pennies during a game of Maw using a loaded deck. The hand-painted human rawhide cards Philip slipped in there were so obviously fake, Death had to laugh! They actually have a lovely friendship #relationshipgoals #deathismycopilot.
Here’s Philip enjoying a relaxing ride home. I heard he even asked the driver to stop by Dairy Queen on the way home. Not the American one obviously, but a beautiful milkmaid Philip once fell in love with who’s been dead for centuries, bless his heart. Hopefully, a Wimpy’s shake will suffice.
📸: Prince Philip leaves King Edward VII’s Hospital in London after a one-month stay. https://t.co/IFYSGvJHQa pic.twitter.com/IsognqdGc7
— ABC News (@ABC) March 16, 2021
Somebody please get this man some cool shades. He shouldn’t be looking into the light like that, he might get ideas. Prince Philip was first admitted to the hospital a month ago “as a precaution” because he wasn’t feeling so good. However, while there he developed an infection and was later transferred to another hospital where he underwent a procedure on his heart. NBC News reports:
Prince Philip, the husband of Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II, left the hospital and returned to Windsor Castle on Tuesday after being treated for an infection and undergoing a medical procedure, Buckingham Palace said in a statement.
Philip, 99, was first admitted to a London hospital Feb. 16. He spent time in two different hospitals for a total of 28 nights, his longest stay yet.
“His Royal Highness wishes to thank all the medical staff who looked after him at both King Edward VII’s Hospital and St Bartholomew’s Hospital, and everyone who has sent their good wishes,” the palace said.
Philip’s son Prince Charles took some time out of his busy day of scrambling to convince the world that his family is actually the least-racist monarchy in history by visiting a COVID-19 vaccination center at Finsbury Park Mosque and commenting on his pop’s release. Finsbury Park Mosque was the target of an Islamophobic terror attack in 2017.
His son, Prince Charles, who is the heir to the throne, said Tuesday that his release was “very good news.”
“I’m thrilled about it,” Charles said during a visit to a Covid-19 vaccination center in north London, according to Reuters.
“Oh yes, I’ve spoken to him — several times,” he added.
OK, Charles! That was clearly directed at Prince Harry, who knew Charles could be so shady. Yas-man who would be king!
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