Category: Only Mostly Dead
A British TV Presenter Got Her Dead Horse Taxidermied
Luisa Zissman is a British TV presenter and entrepreneur known for her appearances on The Apprentice (UK) and Celebrity Big Brother. She’s also a horse girl and was absolutely heartbroken when she had to put down her white stallion Madrono in December 2019. The poor guy was suffering from cancer. Google says most dead horses are buried, but Luisa couldn’t bear to say goodbye to her best buddy. So she decided to get him stuffed. And after eighteen months of painstaking (extremely expensive) work by taxidermist Simon “The Stuffa” Wilson, deceased Madrona has reunited with his human. Continue reading
Prince Philip Has Been Released From The Hospital
He’s done it! Prince Philip has cheated death once again. NBC News reports that Prince Philip has been discharged from the hospital where he was being treated for still being alive at 99 years old, and is back at Buckingham Palace. Don’t worry, Phil and Death go way back, so Death’s not tripping. One time, back during the Norman Conquest, Philip cheated Death out of an entire sack of silver Edward the Confessor ha-pennies during a game of Maw using a loaded deck. The hand-painted human rawhide cards Philip slipped in there were so obviously fake, Death had to laugh! They actually have a lovely friendship #relationshipgoals #deathismycopilot.