Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2015 Is…..

EUGENE BOSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I’m going to be Tori Spelling this month, because I’m going to bounce checks left and right thanks to the fact that I really broke the budget on that picture and those special effects. But it’s worth it and more importantly…..

After nearly 17 million votes (give or take 16,999,9980 votes), Eugene Bostick, Texas’s Patron Saint of Dogs and the leader of the doggy train, has become the first Hot Slut of the Year since 2009. St. Eugene was Hot Slut of the Day on September 24, 2015, he became Hot Slut of the Month on October 12, 2015, and on this historic day he has been crowned our new Hot Slut King. Eugene was up against The DGAF Pussy and Roger the Buff Kangaroo. Here’s how the votes went:

The DGAF Pussy – 31.94%
Roger The Buff Kangaroo – 26.37%
Eugene Bostick – 41.69%

Eugene now joins Bai Ling, Harvey Price (It was the early days of Dlisted, okay?), Phoebe Price, Spaghetti Cat and STAINS in the HSOTY Hall of Fame. Take your victory lap, Eugene!

Thanks to everyone who voted and thanks to everyone who dropped a HSOTD idea into my inbox last year. Till next year when Eugene Bostick passes off the crown to Joan Collins!

Pic: Bob Booth/Forth Worth Star-Telegram