If Kevin Spacey’s journey from Oscar-winning thespian to pervy Hollywood pariah has taught us anything, it’s that this dude is an out-of-touch egomaniac. Wait, a celebrity? Out of touch? I never! See: last year’s speech comparing his situation to people losing their jobs due to coronavirus, his bizarre in-character as Frank Underwood Christmas videos, the museum poem, etc…
So are any of us surprised that Kevin brought his anything-for-attention theatrics to court? According to a new Hollywood Reporter piece detailing Kevin’s legal troubles, last February Kevin “sprung up from his seat” during his deposition and performed a song-and-dance number. The real tragedy? There is no video.
There’s some whores in this house, and it turns out one of them is Jack Black! A decided improvement over Kylie Jenner. Yesterday the School of Rock star (he’ll always be Dewey Finn to me) posted an Instagram video of him doing the WAP dance wearing a red Speedo. Sure, Jack’s moves weren’t as sharp as Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s, the video wasn’t done in one take, and someone’s hosing him down like a car, but the enthusiasm is there! And when it comes to the Wet Ass Pussy dance, that’s all that counts.
You Knew This Was Coming: Lara Spencer Apologized On Air About Laughing At Prince George Taking Ballet
Good Morning America’s Lara Spencer found out last week that laughing at a 6-year-old boy for taking ballet lessons isn’t something people are here for. And as Prince George quietly made a plan to imprison Lara’s living relatives when he becomes King and takes over America, many (including Debbie Allen, Chita Rivera, and Gene Kelly’s widow) defended male dancers, and so Lara pirouetted her ass into the damage control zone. And yes, Prince George would give that sad pirouette two thumbs down and off with ‘er ‘ead!