May’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

Approximately 900 Karens ago, a mess named Shelley Lewis thought she was doing something when she recorded herself taking an oh so brave (read: oh so stupid) stance against a supermarket’s coronavirus policy of wearing masks while in their store. Well, Shelley was doing something actually, she was giving us the twirling jewel that is Alejandro Muñoz. Alejandro was working at the Gelson’s in Dana Point, CA when Shelley pulled the Karen battle cry of “I need to speak to a manager” over having to wear a mask. When Alejandro happily danced around while doing his job, Shelley tried to kill his happy by hitting him with a black cloud of gloom but Alejandro remained unbothered. And that has led to him becoming our Hot Slut of the Lusty Month of May!

Alejandro got 44% of your votes. In second place is TikTok diamond Annette Desmond with 41% of your votes, followed by Jem’s mom Jacqui Benton (9%) and Scott and Olivia Le-Chat Perry (6%).

Alejandro will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals in January (if we make it to January).

Thanks to all who voted. And let’s relive the unbothered glory of Alejandro Muñoz (you can skip to the 1:57 mark to bypass most of Shelly’s crying and get right to Alejandro’s sweet moves)!

Karen gets upset that a store won't let her shop without a protective facemask. She then tried to pretend like she's the victim, despite the store giving her options. This is pure arrogance. https://t.co/qgFLhKjgxd #COVIDIDIOTS #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/OXV4EQLOgD

— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) May 17, 2020

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