Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 19, 2020 / Posted by:

The dancing supermarket employee who did the Unbothered Slide™ as an insufferable anti-PPE vigilante tried and failed to fuck with his happy!

UPDATE: The dancing ray of sunshine’s name is Alejandro Muñoz and there’s more of him here.

By now I’m sure you’ve already signed the Change Karen To Shelley petition after watching that viral video of an entitled piece of attention whore messiness, who has obviously tested positive for the MORONovirus, getting way too bothered by Gelson’s in Dana Point, CA refusing to let her in without a mask on (and not only because it’ll muffle the whines coming out of her mouth). The mask-complainer is Shelley Lewis and she thought it was her show since she says in the video, “This is Shelley Lewis, I’m at the Dana Point Gelson’s,” like she’s auditioning for a spot on Fox News. But The Shelley Lewis Whine Time Show backfired on her since most are laughing at her. And the spotlight was easily snatched by the front door employee whose sweet, unbothered moves knocked away the hate that Shelley tried to fire at him.

Shelley Lewis (and yes, I’ve typed “Sherry Lewis” several times and slapped my head for dragging THEE Shari Lewis into this lunacy) is a flat-earther so that tells you everything you need to know about her, pretty much. Orange County has not told its people that they must wear masks when outside, but individual businesses like Gelson’s can make their own rules and require customers to wear a mask when inside. When today’s HSOTD politely let Shelley know that she needed to wear a mask if she wanted to go into the store (and he even offered to give her one), she let out the Karen battle cry of “I need to talk to a manager.

The manager came out and Shelley told him that she’s got a medical condition (apparently lupus) and so according to HIPAA, she’s not required to wear one. The manager doesn’t budget and asks her if they can shop for her while she waits outside. That logical option would’ve put an end to this tiring madness but Shelley and the definition of logical don’t know each other. Shelley told him that she’s got private things she wants to shop for (probably Vaseline for that chapped ass) and didn’t feel comfortable handing over her credit card. Restaurant servers must love Shelley when she follows them to the cash register after refusing to give them her AMEX.

The only good part of the video comes after Shelley threatens to take her bitching to corporate, which leads the manager to go back into the store to get her a card with corporate’s number on it. While waiting for that, she continues to record and films Gelson’s sparkler of happiness dancing around as he disinfects a shopping cart with joy. I’ve always got a dark cloud shoved up my ass (“Is that your cutesy name for your butt plug?” – you) and even I smiled at his dance. But not Shelley. She tried to burst his bubble of happiness by telling him that he’s so chipper, and after he tells her he’s happy, she asks why. He tells her that he’s a bartender and since he can’t do that job right now for obvious reasons, he’s happy to work at Gelson’s. Since Shelley has a heart like Lucifer’s frostbitten hard turd and lives in a diarrhea bubble of arrogance where she’s the only one who matters, she responded with, “I’m glad you guys think it’s okay to infringe on people’s rights.” Bitch would kick a kitten if it told her she needed to wear a mask. Hell, bitch probably kicks kittens anyway.

Skip to the 1:58 mark if you want to save yourself from Shelley’s bullshit and get right to the star of the Dana Point Gelson’s!

An inspiration and a star! He makes this very round world go ’round, which you know pisses off Flat-Earther Shelley even more. All the bravos to that!

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