Who Is May’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
Just a reminder that the year is still 2020 and we’ve got a little under seven months to go. With the year that we’ve hard so far, you’d think we’d be voting for 2052’s Hot Slut of the Year (who is going to be Orange Chicken Price-Top, the love child of my dream couple Phoebe Price and Carrot Top). But it’s barely May’s HSOTM showdown and it’s come down to two coronavirus quarantine jewels, a Los Angeles married couple who may actually last more than a few months (unlike most Los Angeles married couples), and the cartoon goddess that pushed another cartoon goddess out of her cartoon goddess vagine.
The first three HSOTM choices got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for May are:
Alejandro Muñoz, the dancing Gelson’s employee who spun out some piping hot moves while remaining unbothered over a Karen trying to dim his shine as she whined about the grocery store’s mask policy.
Scott and Olivia Le Chat-Perry, the L.A. man, and the pussy he married for charity. Scott shouldn’t have given the money he raised to charity, because he may need it when Olivia divorces him and takes EVERYTHING. You can tell she’s already plotting that move (see: her face above).
Jacqui Benton, the mother of Jem!
Annette Desmond, the mail carrier from Birmingham, Alabama who became an overnight TikTok STAH without even trying when she inadvertenly crashed a TikTok dance recital and made it a trillion times better.
Voting is below. May’s HSOTM grand champion will be crowned next Thursday, June 18.
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