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May 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Annette Desmond, the mail carrier who stole the show from a TikTok dance recital without even trying!

Alexis and Collins are friends who live across the street from each other in Birmingham, Alabama, and as members of Gen Z, they are legally obligated to do a TikTok dance, because if they don’t, their generation will shun them and they’ll be run off TikTok and forced to join the decrepit olds at Instagram (a fate worse than death, honestly). So Alexis set up her phone on a mailbox and she and Collins risked their lives for TikTok views by dancing in the middle of the street. But little did they know that their spotlight was about to be knocked down by a mail carrier doing her job. Not since Heather Locklear joined Melrose Place has a “special guest star” instantly become THEE star of the entire show.

As Alexis and Collins did their dance, Annette rolled up in her postal mobile, noticed the phone, waved, then noticed Alexis and Collins in the street, and laughed before asking them how they’re doing. If she was asking us that, I’d scream, “Better now that you’re here!” Annette then went on with her job because: Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor A Damn TikTok Video Shall Stay These Couriers From The Swift Completion Of Their Appointed Rounds.

No, No, Nanette meet Yes, Yes, Annette:

@lexnotalexisIM CRYIN @collinskitchens ##neverfitin ##acnh ##onecommunity ##fail ##viral ##funny♬ Party Girl – StaySolidRocky

Alexis admitted to BuzzFeed that A Star Was Born (2020) in that TikTok video and it wasn’t her or Collins. Since Alexis uploaded the video a week ago, it’s gotten over 28 million views. Annette found out that she became an overnight TikTok sensation from her niece who texted her about the video. The next day, Alexis and Collins also let Annette know that she had become a TikTok sensation and asked her to do a video with them. Annette, being the gracious star that she is, agreed to give her new fans some entertainment and took a little time out from her job to steal the show again from Alexis and Collins. If you press your ear against the screen while watching this video, you may or may not hear a neighbor speaking for all of us by screaming, “Put on your masks and hop six feet away from each other!!!!!!!!

@lexnotalexisy’all asked, SHE delivered 💙 ##literally @collinskitchens♬ original sound – dj_yames

Alexis and Collins also wanted to get Annette a thank you gift for being the sole reason why they got so much TikTok attention. The only thing Annette asked for were some rubber gloves since PPE has been hard to come by. Alexis and Collins gave her a whole box of gloves. While Annette is having a little fun with her TikTok fame, she’s got her mind on a much more serious thing. Since The White House refused to bailout the USPS, she’s afraid she’ll be out of a job in just a few months:

“Right now we’re in the fight of our lives. We are hoping and we’re praying and we’re writing our congressmen and everything. It would be a shame for the Postal Service to no longer exist. I love my people. I love my job. I’m just wondering come September if I’m even going to have a job.”

Save the Postal Service! Because if Annette is out of a job, who is going to roll up to a cellphone on a mailbox and make TikToks a million times better?

Pic: TikTok

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