February’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

Nostalgia was no match for the glorious pants that make your legs look like Casper The Really Friendly Ghost’s low-hangers.

Harikrishnan’s ballbottoms are now our reigning HSOTM after getting 36% of your votes, which is not surprising since many of us sluts can normally be found at the Fudge Palace waiting for Larry’s shift to start. But no HSOTD in the super nostalgia trio of G.E.’s Digital Radio Clock, The Inchworm, and The Fisher-Price Tape Recorder got enough votes to deflate the pants that look like a giant neck pillow made out of the Michelin Man’s nutsack. G.E.’s Digital Radio Clock got second place with 29% of the votes, The Inchworm got third with 22% of the votes, and The Fisher-Price Tape Recorder barely got any love with 13% of the votes.

The Ballbottoms will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals, along with Perdita, next year if next year even happens.

Thanks to all who voted!

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