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February 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Harikrishnan’s teabag lovers pants!

If you’ve always wished you could have bungee nuts like Cisco Adler but don’t want to go through the pain of using a vacuum to achieve that low hangers look, then designer Harikrshnan has the perfect jumpsuit for you!

Harikrshnan is a 26-year-old fashion designer, who is originally from Kerala, India, and his graduate thesis collection for London College of Fashion recently went viral (with some calling this mess “ballbottoms“), because well, those are fucking nuts, and I mean that in two ways. Even my cataracts-having dog would look at those pants and let out a tear since those things look like the balls that were taken from him.

The Daily Beast talked to Harikrshnan, and he came out as someone who has never seen a pair of crotch huevos before because he didn’t see a pair of big ole’ balls when he first designed these things. As for what they’re filled with, sadly they’re not filled with gallons of jizz. They’re filled with air to give you that elephantiasis of the ankles look.

“You put on a base garment, then you put the pants on and inflate it,” Harikrishnan said. “Once the air is in there, it fits on the body, and doesn’t move.” But he warned that the style can only be worn “for an hour or two, maximum.”

“I wouldn’t recommend wearing them for too long,” he said. “It’s not meant for that. You can sit in them, no problem. It’s even more fun when you sit.”

And if you don’t want to look like a futuristic gay Aladdin (see: above), you can look like the ballsack of a circus tent:

The only thing you have to worry about when you wear ballsack pants is some hard-up whore slobbering all over them. It’s a good thing they can be hosed off. And yes, that hard-up whore is me.

Pic: Harikrishnan

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