Not that long ago, the legendary Nina Bo’nina Brown uttered the words, “I shoulda been Blac Chyna.” Rob Kardashian recently filed the type of legal documents that would have you believing he’d feel more comfortable leaving his daughter Dream with Nina in Blac Chyna drag than Blac Chyna herself. Rob has accused Chyna of being violent and a drunk, and that he should be Dream’s primary guardian. Sources close to Chyna have spoken to TMZ about Rob’s allegations, and they claim Chyna has called bullshit on Rob’s alleged story.
According to the documents filed by Rob last week, the mother of his child is guilty of excessive boozing, spending $600 a day on alcohol, doing cocaine, throwing parties full of strangers with Dream in the home, throwing things at people in violent rages, keeping her daughter dirty, and teaching her daughter how to twerk and curse. Khloe Kardashian also got involved, claiming that Dream has started acting more aggressively and doesn’t want to go back to Chyna’s house. Rob wanted a judge to dismiss his 50/50 custody agreement with Chyna, grant him sole guardianship, and give Chyna supervised weekend visits. TMZ says that Chyna is fighting back against Rob’s accusations, but specifically the sexual ones.
One of Rob’s requests was that Chyna take a mandatory drug and alcohol test 30 minutes prior to a visit with Dream. Sources close to Chyna say that Chyna has never done drugs in front of her children Dream or King (her son with Tyga), and that she only drinks “on occasion,” so that threat of a pee-pee test probably isn’t worrying her too much. Chyna also doesn’t appreciate the stories Rob is telling about Dream’s hygiene situation. TMZ’s sources say that Chyna teaches Dream how to keep clean and tidy, and that she’s got 100 nice outfits at home. To be honest, that’s 98 more than I’ve got. Feel free to use that fact in court if it helps your case, Chyna.
Chyna hasn’t directly responded to Rob, but she did recently Instagram a TikTok featuring herself having a mommy-and-me day with Dream at an indoor trampoline place. Hmmm…she’s moving too much for me to be able to tell if there’s a half-empty bottle of Hennessy tucked into the waistband of her pants.
TMZ provided a platform for some anonymous sources to speak on behalf of Chyna. But I kind of wish this rebuttal came directly from Chyna’s mouth. Because she would’ve said something like, Rob, where do you think I find the time in my busy Hennessy-chugging schedule to teach my kid how to shake that ass? Huh, Rob? Tell me! I’m not writing a home-school curriculum for junior THOTs.”