Kanye West Is Still Talking About Running For President
Four years ago, Kanye West boldly announced that he would be running for President, and not I’m not talking president of the Kanye West Fan Club, because that’s a title he already holds. He claimed he would be running for President of the United States of America in 2020. He claimed he was very serious. Of course that didn’t happen, because clearly Kanye wants his current favorite President to get a second term. But that hasn’t stopped Kanye from dreaming that big White House dream. Hi politics, guess what? Kanye’s is back!
TMZ says that Kanye hooked up with Apple’s Zane Lowe to promote Jesus Is King. But because Kanye’s favorite subject is Kanye, Jesus Is King took a backseat to a conversation about Kanye. Sorry Jesus – you may be King, but Kanye is God.
Earlier this year, Kanye once again teased the idea of a Presidential campaign with the following tweet:
2024
— ye (@kanyewest) January 1, 2019
Kanye isn’t committed to a 2024 run, but he did confirm that he is planning to run for President at some point in time. And when he is eventually elected President, he will use his power to smite his enemies. PETTY 2028!
Most notably, Ye says he’s working on a plan for a future presidential run – and when he wins the election…”I will remember…any founder that didn’t have the capacity to understand culturally what we’re doing. It’s unclear what founders specifically he has in mind, but he did mention Twitter and Facebook honchos, Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg.”
Culturally understand what exactly? What does a Kanye Presidency look like? Hmmm. Well, obviously Kim Kardashian would be the First Lady, and her pet project would be a fashion-based initiative for the nation’s youth called No Child Left With Dignity. Kanye would be inspired by former President Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humanity work by starting his own housing charity, Pods for Poors. Kris Jenner is the Secretary of the Treasury. Daily press conferences would be replaced with mandatory cult meetings. And the national anthem is now Riiiise and Shiiiine. Sounds great, where’s the shuttle that will send me to Saturn?
But speaking of Kanye’s cult…I mean, his current obsession with his faith. Kanye has said that Kim’s look for the Met Gala was too sexy, and Kim has said that he won’t let their daughter North wear makeup anymore. Now he’s blasting premarital sex, women getting THOTty on social media, and anything with a NSFW tag. via TMZ:
On premarital sex: Premarital sex – West tells Lowe he asked people he was collaborating with on the new album to abstain from doing it. He adds that he also asked people who were working with him to fast and pray together.
On social media: Kanye says people are addicted to it…it’s the modern-day cigarettes. He also goes off on Instagram models and NSFW content being easily available to kids.
On porn: Ye says he used to be addicted to porn, and “Playboy was my gateway into full-on pornography addiction,” adding…”it has impacted every choice I have made in my life from age 5 to now.” He says he’s now kicked the addiction.
On his sudden obsession with church: He says it’s not his desire to convert people through his music, but his only mission and calling it to spread the gospel.
On his best friend Donald Trump: He says he’s a black Trump supporter, but it’s not a fight when he puts a MAGA hat on…it’s simply his opinion, and he’s not going to stop expressing his opinion.
Huh, so much for Kim trying to “educate” Kanye on Trump. She probably started talking and Kanye floated off into a daydream of he and Trump skipping in slow-motion through a field of money.
Here’s Kanye talking about how he’ll make hurricane-proof houses in the Bahamas, and abstinence:
Kanye West Says he told people not to have pre martital sex while making his album jesus is king w/ @ZaneLowe pic.twitter.com/yP7817RlgP
— 2Cool2Blog (@2Cool2BIog) October 24, 2019
Here’s Kanye talking about his porn addiction, as well as how women are too sexy on Instagram:
Kanye West has had enough w/ IG Models & premium Snapchats pic.twitter.com/i1Yo2xR1K8
— 2Cool2Blog (@2Cool2BIog) October 24, 2019
Kanye is really trying to sell the idea that he’s a changed man who ditched the porn for prayer, and can’t wait to use his mouth to spread the good word about Jesus Christ. Take Kanye talking about himself as proof that he really has been reborn anew:
“I am unquestionably, undoubtedly the greatest human artist of all time. It’s just a fact.”
See? “The greatest human artist of all time” – that’s clearly the new and improved Church Dad Kanye talking. Because the old Kanye would have said:
“I am unquestionably, undoubtedly the greatest person, place, thing, or idea that has ever existed in any possible universe, visible or unknown. God looks at me and is like, ‘Wow, what a guy.'”
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