Who Is August’s Hot Slut Of The Month?
It’s the showdown for the summer’s final Hot Slut of the Month (#HotSlutSummer, if you will), and we’re going out with a flaming hot bang with this crew of random hotness. Although, every HSOTM contest is filled with a crew of random hotness. August’s HSOTM will either be a faux wooden icon, a furry vending machine pirate, a chubby legend, or a femme butch queen who temporarily turned me lesbian with her bad bitch glare.
As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes, and the fourth was picked by me. Your choices for August are:
The Faux Wood Cassette Tape Holder, the treasure chest that 9 out of 10 people in the 80s and 90s used to safely store their collection of beloved musical jewels (cassette tapes).
Vending Machine Raccoon, the raccoon thief who was smart enough to break into a vending machine full of processed snack deliciousness, but dumb enough to get trapped in there.
BeeJay, the 26 pounds of meaty pussy who was looking for a home, but has since been adopted by a family who may or may not go missing in a few days when the 4 tons of Friskies he’s fed every day isn’t enough.
Loora Wang, the fashion designer who became a femme butch dreamboat icon after videos of her setting the sidewalks on fire with her boss bitch glamour went viral.
Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named on Monday, September 9.
https://poll.fm/10400514
Pic: Etsy, Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, Morris Animal Refuge, TikTok