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August 24, 2019 / Posted by:

BeeJay, the 26 pound of pussy who needs a loving home!

If you’ve ever wanted to feel your lungs slowly crush as your pet cat does what cats do by sleeping on your chest at night, and if you’ve always wanted to spend most of your paycheck on Friskies, your dreams have come true! Because there’s a cat the size of two Olsens up for adoption in Philadelphia. King BeeJay (seen above making the same face his new human will make when they realize they have to change his litter box for the fifth time that day) is in need of a loving human who will slather him with 26 pounds of love and affection, as they should!

The Morris Animal Refuge in Philadelphia is looking for a loving home for 26-pound BeeJay (or Mr. B for short). BeeJay is a perfect name for him, because he’s a big ole’ load. Their tweet about him went viral, because I mean….

Now THAT is a big pussy. Sorry, Vincent Pastore, but your character from The Sopranos has now been downgraded to Bigger Than Average Pussy since this is the real Big Pussy.

You might look at BeeJay and think that’s the kind of creature who will make an entire hiking trail clear by appearing in the distance, but his 23andMe results do not come back saying he’s got mountain lion in him. Allegedy. Morris Animal Refuge says he’s all tabby.

BeeJay has caused Morris Animal Refuge’s site to crash just as he makes tables crash just by looking at them. But you can check out his ad on PetFinder. You wouldn’t be alone, because apparently many are ready to take in BeeJay, but he’s not ready for a new home just yet. MAR wrote this on Facebook:

We are overwhelmed by the number of wonderful people ready to give Mr. B his fur-ever home. We are excited to find him a home soon, but he’s not quite ready to go home yet. He still needs a more thorough check up by our vet. We will announce as soon as he’s ready to go! Just can’t wait to add a furry friend to your life? Adopt one of our other wonderful kitties that are patiently waiting for you to come scoop them up!

How soon will the vet find out that Mr. B is actually just Teen Mom Jenelle’s children in a giant cat costume in an effort to escape her? If that’s the case, the vet better not say anything. But if not, then where do I sign the petition to get BeeJay to replace everyone in the Cats movie? There’s still time!

Pic: Morris Animal Refuge

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