Unless you live under a rock or don’t have THAT crazy family member texting endlessly about government conspiracies, then you’ve probably heard of Storm Area 51. Which is basically a bunch alien truth(ers) who are going to storm area 51 to get access to all the governments secrets regarding Aliens. And to also figure out where the fuck ALF is?! No one’s seem him in years and then the Alf dad just happens to die. Strange.
This whole Storm Area 51 mess is gaining more and more traction which means it’s getting more and more credence with celebs like, Guy Fieri, talking about it. And by “credence,” I mean BBQsauce.
According to The New York Post:
The Mayor of Flavortown is gearing up for a close encounter of the food kind.
Guy Fieri announced on Twitter Wednesday that he’ll be taking part in the viral Facebook event “Storm Area 51-They Can’t Stop Us All” — and he’s bringing BBQ.
“Workin’ on some new recipes for the folks inside Area 51,” the Food Nework personality tweeted with an alien emoji. “The Radioactive Ribs are lookin’ goooooood.”
Guy is probably joking, but then again, his ribs are probably toxic and make insides cry. And if we want to give aliens a taste of the current state of humanity through food, Guy Fieri’s food will do the trick.
It is unclear if Fieri will be operating exclusively in a chef capacity during the raid or also enforcing the laws of the culinary justice system on any found alien cuisine.
Fieri isn’t the only celebrity to hype “Storm Area 51.” Singers Lizzo and Lil Nas X have weighed in, too.
But the celebrity who probably isn’t finding the humor in this is Tom DeLonge as he quit Blink-182 to hunt aliens full time. Tom recently took to Twitter to say that even if he’s proven right, he gets no satisfaction, because aliens can bend time and light and that’s scary. Well, shit.
Normally I’d say yes, but this subject is just a bit plain scary. These are as real as a bucket of bolts, except they can bend time and space – so that means… no sovereignty. https://t.co/Ep7OLnff5V
— Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) June 21, 2019
Blink-182 was the headliner for Fyre Fest so Tom should rejoin them and headline Storm Area 51. I bet there is a strong crossover between people who went to Fyre Festival and those who would show up in a Nevada desert to hear some Blink-182 and talk aliens with Tom.
SO many people have signed up to storm Area 51, prompting the US Air Force to give a warning:
Over 1.5 million people are RSVP’d to the ironic “raid” on the top-secret military base. They intend to “see them aliens,” the event invite reads.
Although organizers later clarified it was joke — hosted by a group called “S–tposting cause I’m in shambles” — the planned alien attack generated a very real response rom the US Air Force.
We’ll see what happens. I have a feeling it’s going to be a whole lot of nothing. Hopefully this will turn into a Blink-182 concert and everyone gets some free radioactive ribs and can let the aliens live in a better place (the place being a place where they’re shut off from humanity).