I think we’re supposed to be boycotting Amazon today because some of its employees are striking “to protest their pay, working conditions and a range of other issues” (per CNN), but it doesn’t look like CEO Jeff Bezos has been losing any sleep over it. He spent yesterday at Wimbledon, in the Royal Box, with his mistress-no-more Lauren Sanchez sitting high above the hoi polloi (like domestic Chardonnay drinker Woody Harrelson). I guess rich people don’t go Instagram official, they go Wimbledon official. According to Page Six, the Wimbledon outing was just one of many uber rich people activities Jeff and Lauren have indulged in this summer since their relationship no longer needs to be on the DL.
Here’s Jeff and Lauren in almost matching stripes getting cozy in the good seats.
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— Accelerate (@AccelerateTV) July 14, 2019
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is $54 billion poorer after his divorce but he looked like he didn’t have a care in the world as he went PDA-public with his new girlfriend at #Wimbledon. 📸: AP https://t.co/7O6rGsJuuG pic.twitter.com/muKbD5Ce2J
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— Page Six (@PageSix) July 14, 2019
Apparently, Jeff and Lauren have spent all summer doing the Hamptons Hustle (that just means having vanilla sex on very expensive sheets). According to Page Six:
They’ve been increasingly seen together in public, including in recent weeks at a dinner in New York, seeing the Broadway show “Hadestown” and landing in a chopper flown by Sanchez.
And if helicoptering to dinner doesn’t sound exclusive enough for you, Jeff also brought Lauren to Sun Valley, Idaho to attend the annual meeting of moguls dubbed “billionaire summer camp”.
The annual Allen & Co. getaway for media and tech moguls at the Idaho resort is now in its 36th year.
This year’s guest list also includes such movers and shakers as Barry Diller, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Tim Cook, Bob Iger, Shari Redstone, Mark Zuckerberg and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.
Meanwhile, Jeff’s ex-wife Mackenzie Bezos is probably having the absolute best summer of her life. She secured the bag and is no longer obligated to spend her days off rubbing sunscreen into Jeff’s ample scalp while being forced to listen to a bunch of billionaires natter on about whatever it is that billionaires natter on about. She can be all, “That’s Lauren’s job now. Peace!”