Presenting Kourtney Kardashian’s Latest Photoshop Fail
Normally it’s Kim Kardashian winning the Photoshop Awards for having a hiney that looks like the Hindenburg, but this time it’s Kourtney Kardashian’s time to take some heat. Kourt has been promoting some mysterious brand of hers called Poosh, but people have been wondering what kinda poosh is going on with her body in the latest promo shot since her face looks pasted on, she lost a thigh en route to the bathtub, and it looks like she’s got an engorged nipple on her wrist (but it’s probably just a bubble or rogue filler trying to get out of her body).
Buzzfeed says The Slow One has been promoting the brand since early March, and nobody knows what the fuck it even is. That being said, they do know something is up with whatever Photoshopper Kris Jenner got her, and it certainly isn’t Mariah Carey’s:
Here’s some of the shit people said in her comments:
“Oh my goodness.. It’s a joke”
“I’ve never seen something more photo shopped in my life”
“I believe there are bubbles but as a photographer who edits I honestly think this was a joke edit. Unless she has a big mole on her wrist, that’s a nipple.”
“She is totally trolling us with this picture. She’s got to be. Lol.”
Besides The Slow One’s weird misplaced bird thigh, there are mannequins in the Kohl’s window that have the same disconnected head and neck lewk, but, honestly, that’s probably the most natural Kardashian part of the whole spread. Cough. Kourtney reached new levels of UN-awareness by captioning the pic with: “Love yourself as deeply as you love them.” That’s more like, “Love yourself as much as the airbrush budget allows – hopefully enough to get avoid a nip slip on your wrist!”
Pic: Instagram