Kim Kartrashian is truly an enigma wrapped in a conundrum draped in a riddle and dipped in trash and sprinkled with the blood of Lucifer. She loves how thin she is. But also has claimed men are gay who aren’t attracted to her physical energies. And then said she hates her own big ass that she purchased. And Kim is known for her Photoshop flops, and now she’s been accused of another that involves taking her ass from DuPont factory to a couple of medium-sized Tupperware bowls.
Cosmopolitan, took time out from researching the newest blow job techniques to disseminate to the public, to report that Kim is getting flack from the internet for potentially altering a photo she posted on Instagram from her new KKW Beauty Flashing Lights collection ad campaign, which was shot by photographer David Lachapelle. It took me all of one glance at the picture to realize the fans were right with their assumption that Kim photoshopped her butt down. See for yourself:
That is not Kim’s ass. That is maybe Kendall Jenner‘s original ass, but I’m calling bullshit on this being Kim’s. One commenter asked: “Why does her butt look smaller?” Another tagged a friend writing: “look how small her butt is and how long her thigh is,” which is so accurate, I just looked at that now. Her thigh is long, girl. That is one extra long thigh. That thigh is missing about three-to-four inches of ass.
You’ll remember that Kim talked about how she hated her ass on a recent episode of Keeping Up The Kollapse Of Decency With The Kardashians where she wailed to sister Kourtney Kardashian that she hates her ass and cries “about it on the daily!” So I guess she finally decided to do something about it.
This is clearly just a moment of boredom from Kim, or a time of exhaustion. Either she’s tired of her look and is switching it up for more attention, or she’s tired of carrying all that weight behind her everyday. Her legs must be jacked from walking around with all that ass. Can’t wait (yes, I can) for Kim to air a special five-hour long episode of KUWTK where she pulls a Kylie Jenner/Farrah Abraham and has her ass juices repositioned and repurposed live on camera.