Victoria Beckham Is Apparently Jealous Of David Beckham’s Friendship With Helena Christensen

March 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Stories about David Beckham having a wandering eye are about as common as stories of Donald Trump being an asshole with a wandering eye. Normally, I don’t really pay attention or care to David stories since I’m still wondering why his wife, Posh Spice, gave up easy money performing with the Spice Girls to focus on her fashion label. Alas, this one has legs since, unlike David’s prior rumored flings with people like his own child’s kindergarten teacher or soccer groupies, this is someone who could swallow Posh, er, Victoria Beckham whole. After all, even those salty queens Dolce & Gabbana seem to like her, and they hate everyone. Tabloids say that Victoria is getting jealous of David’s relationship with Helena Christensen.

The Sun says David is friends with the single Helena, and that’s really putting Victoria’s panties in a wad. It all may have started last December when she posted this:

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To make things worse for Posh, David was also partying late into the night recently with Bella Hadid. I mean, at least we know dull and lifeless is apparently David’s type. A source said:

“Victoria is often nervous about David’s friendships with female celebrities – there is naturally some jealousy given she’d love to spend more time with him.David and Helena hit it off right away and have stayed in contact.”

Posh was apparently pissed about the Bella party since she wasn’t able to go. That’s your own fault, Posh, for not letting yourself out of the cryogenic frown chamber you sleep in each night! Anyway, Helena apparently was part of the mix because she’s friends with David’s BFF Dave Gardner. Helena isn’t the first woman Victoria has been jealous off. There was Charlize Theron and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, and Posh made a point of skipping Guy Ritchie’s wedding just to avoid those two. She was also reportedly annoyed by Alexa Chung and Rita Ora, the latter of which I think is fully understandable since everyone finds Rihanna Lite annoying. I’m not really sure what kind of friends David is supposed to keep, but I imagine Posh would rather he just have imaginary friends than be being buddies with a MILF who still poses like this for Versace!


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