Brand Beckham is not one to be fucked with, so that’s why I figured David and Victoria Beckham have managed to be married for 19 years. Nobody wants just one Beckham, so they’re like Olsen twins who occasionally bone and produce offspring. Try not to think about that one for too long. ANYWAY, the Beckhams are plagued with divorce and cheating rumors about as often as Donald Trump fires off a Tweet about, ah, anything. I figured the Beckhams had their bouts of genuine marital strife but usually only about who got first dibs on the hair straightener that day. David had a sit-down with Australian TV and came clean that marriage ain’t easy. Le duh!
People says David was on The Sunday Project and, even though he and Posh celebrated their 19thanniversary this year, was pretty candid that it ain’t always easy waking up to a mop, er, singer, er, fashion designer each morning:
“To have been married for the amount of time that we have, it’s always hard work. It becomes a little bit more complicated.”
Complicated like ALLEGEDLY getting your daughter’s teacher knocked up? But speaking of Harper Beckham, David did say all the rampant “THEY’RE SPLITTING UP” headlines aren’t fair to her and her brothers Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz:
“Sometimes it’s the little things that make a big difference, and I’ve noticed that with my children. The thing we have to do is protect our children.”
Even Victoria has blabbed something similar recently. When she finally got that British Vogue 10-year anniversary cover, she addressed rumors by saying that she and David tune it out since they’ve been dealing with it forever. However, she said it isn’t fair to family members since they have to deal with rumors of their parents splitting AND have to pick up the phone and promptly hang up anytime “Mel B” or “Geri H” shows up on the Caller ID. Gah, think of the kids and all the mental strain they already have screening calls wanting a Spice Girls reunion, magazine editors!