Even though Prince George graced Princess Eugenie with his presence at her wedding because he knew he needed to do something to drum up ratings since even the BBC wasn’t wanting to air it. The future King of England is usually a ham when in public, which is refreshing since THE QUEEN isn’t exactly known for making weird noises and faces at anyone unless it’s when Donald Trump keeps her ass waiting around. Anyway, at today’s Eh Royal Wedding between Eugenie and her cousin (distant, but who cares! It’ll never get old!) Jack Brooksbank, George decided to go searching for some royal gold…up his nose.
USA Today says George and his sister Princess Charlotte hammed it up with their cousin Savannah Philliips, the granddaughter of Princess Anne. THE QUEEN must be getting soft in her seasoned age because the kids spent much of the wedding giggling and appearing to enjoy being caught on camera. Here’s George looking like someone just clued him in on who Carly Simon was singing about in “You’re So Vain”:
Prince George and Princess Charlotte looking cheeky in The Chapel ?
— PA Images (@PAImages) October 12, 2018
Occasionally, George would get shy and hide behind Charlotte while she waved to the commoners because he can’t always put on a free show. Hello! says George also put his hands on his mouth when Eugenie finally arrived in her dress, which is either a sign of jealousy or he’s just a good actor because this is the third(!) wedding of the year where he’s had to be a pageboy. This holy matrimony shit must be starting to get old! The best moment, however, came while inside Windsor Castle. The Mirror says George didn’t care much for the musicians and was seen putting his hands over his ears. He also must have been bored eventually because he was also seen rooting up his nose:
— news.com.au (@newscomauHQ) October 12, 2018
I mean, give the kid a break! It was his third time having to be a page boy in a wedding this year. THE QUEEN is never going to die, so if he wants any of the royal gold, he’s going to have to go rooting for it himself!