“The hell?!?,” Meghan’s former dog Bogart barked angrily after hearing this news.
People reports that the pants-wearing attempted British Monarchy destroyer Duchess Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have adopted a dog. The pooch (whose name isn’t known yet – Prince Woofington?) is believed to be a Labrador, and they took him from a rescue shelter to riches earlier this summer.
A source says that the latest in line for the crown jewels (don’t ask me how the monarchy works, it’s just funny to imagine a Labrador decked out in kingly splendor) is living with them at Kensington Palace and has even been accompanying them on their summer getaways to the Cotswolds.
Duchess Meghan is known as a dog lover, and previously owned two dogs – a Beagle named Guy and a Labrador-shepherd mix named Bogart. Unfortunately, only one of those dogs accompanied Meghan as she strode off the set of Suits and into that royal life. Guy was the lucky one who got to accompany Meghan when she moved to the UK. Bogart was “given to friends.”
Bogart’s like that guy whose bestie hits MegaMillions and boards a yacht to the good life while he’s left wondering where it all went wrong. “Why is Guy afternoon-napping on a silken pillow stuffed with British pound notes and I’m getting walked in some shitty park in Toronto by some Suits stunt double? I didn’t even get Gina Torres!,” Bogart must have noted to himself when this all went down.
Guy fit right into the palace goings-on and was relaxing at Meghan’s feet as she got her hair and makeup done for the wedding. (And poor Bogart was probably tiredly pawing at his new owner to throw down some sub-standard peameal bacon scraps from the breakfast table.)
Has anyone asked Ellen and Portia what they think about Duchess Meghan getting a new dog while the dog they basically forced her to adopt was left behind in Canada? Then again, Ellen’s track record when it comes to dog adoptions isn’t blemish-free. Maybe Meghan only adopted Bogart so Ellen wouldn’t have another dog adoption meltdown on her show?