The Daily Mail Says That Melania Trump Has Been Staying In A Hotel

January 27, 2018 / Posted by:

As soon as the story broke that Donald Trump had an alleged affair back in 2006 with porn star Stormy Daniels most people just kinda went ‘meh’ because that’s the least offensive thing he’s ever done. Well, his wife Melania Trump may have had a very different reaction. After discovering that her husband may have lost one of his fluffy rat wigs in between Stormy’s huge rack after a motorboating session, Melania has allegedly decided to put some distance between the two of them by spending time away in a hotel.

According to the always-truthful The Daily Mail, after finding out about the alleged $130,000 hush money paid to Stormy by her wonderful husband’s lawyer. Melania was so embarrassed that she packed her bags and released herself from the confines of her cell in the White House to a swanky hotel somewhere in D.C. She has also been visibly absent from her husband’s side and canceled her trip to join him in Davos, which has many people wondering whether or not their marriage is on the rocks.

Sparking more rumors and speculation about the impact on their marriage, on Tuesday it was announced she would not be joining President Trump on his trip to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland as was originally planned. Melania left Washington D.C. mid-day on Thursday for West Palm Beach, Florida, just as the president held court at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, an event the first lady was originally scheduled to attend.

Sources also reveal that Melania tends to spend three to four days a week away from the White House and sometimes travels up to New York as well (and probably because looking at Trump’s burnt orange anus face instantly makes her want to vomit). She’s also having a difficult time engaging with her First Lady responsibilities.

She rarely comes into his West Wing office as other first ladies have done and her schedule is vague at best. She seems to be avoiding duties unless there is a very special reason. Talk among staffers is that the Stormy Daniels affair hit her hard, it’s been upsetting and humiliating and her relationship with President Trump has become strained.

Meanwhile on the money moves side of town, Stormy is having the time of her life! According to The Los Angeles Times, she recently booked a gig with Jimmy Kimmel to be interviewed after this Tuesday’s upcoming State of the Union address. Kimmel took to Twitter to announce the news;

I think things are about to get even more uncomfortable for the Trumps because Stormy looks like the type who likes to kiss and tell. Or in this case suck and squeal. And because Trump cheated on his first wife, was rumored to cheat on his second wife and probably cheated on his third, I’m starting to think that #MAGA really stands for Make Adultery Great Again!

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