Open Post: Hosted By Tom Brady Making Some Biscuits You Know He Didn’t Eat

December 26, 2017 / Posted by:

BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS: For the second time this year (that we know of), Tom Brady did a big boy thing by cooking something himself, and he cooked up something that would usually make him and Gisele Bundchen dry heave from the carb-y fatness of it all.

This past Thanksgiving, Trump’s bro boo made his grandma’s biscuits, and he made them again for Christmas. Tom and Giz don’t put any white sugar, dairy and white flour in their mouths, and unless Tom’s grandma was the original GOOP, I’m sure her biscuits are made with white sugar, dairy and white flour. Giz posted an Instagram story of Tom pulling a thing of biscuits out of the oven before slathering them with more butter. The way Giz says, “Oh my god, more butter,” tells me that she’s making a mental note to trash that measuring cup, brush, pan, baking sheet and oven because they’ve all been exposed to fat and carbs!

And after Tom put those biscuits on the table, he and Giz looked at them for five seconds before he went off to the refrigerator to get the grass-fed grass that they really ate for dinner and she went off to put in an emergency training session with their trainer. I mean, has science ever really proven that you can’t ingest fat and carbs through sight? I think not!

Pic: @OnlyInBOS 

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