Khlozilla Dragged A Random Chick’s B-Hole Into The Kimye/Taylor Feud

July 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Just when we all thought that the War of the Assholes was already filled to the max with assholes, Khloe Kartrashian dragged a random one into it last night. Specifically, a random b-hole that is innocent in all of this and has shits to give, since that’s usually the purpose of a b-hole, but none of those shits are for the Kimye/Taylor Feud.

After Kim Kartrashian Snapchatted the video footage that will probably lead to her and Kanye West getting sued for breaking California’s wiretapping laws, Taylor Swift made the members of her Easy Bake Oven Brigade velcro her to a Playskool cross so she can continue to play her greatest role: the victim. Once Tay Tay’s squad did that, they defended their leader all over social media. Ruby Rose, Selena Gomez and model Martha Hunt all pretty much burped up the same message: THERE’S MORE IMPORTANT WORLD ISSUES TO FOCUS ON!

Never mind that none of them took their own advice since they’re bringing attention to the dumb shit they say no one should pay attention to, it’s amazing that they found the time to pipe in. I would think that they’d all be busy protesting in #BlackLivesMatters rallies, volunteering at Syrian refugee camps and handcrafting floating platforms for the polar bears to sit on.

19-year-old junior squad member Chloe Grace Moretz also took the “Some People Have Wars In Their Country” route on Twitter by tweeting this:

To which, Khlozilla responded by tweeting that side-by-side of Chloe in a bikini and a chick getting her butt blossom exposed. But well, when a Botoxed Sasquatch fills with rage, it effects her ability to think and so Khlozilla didn’t do any important anus research before posting that pic. If she did, she would’ve found out that the anus she put on blast doesn’t belong to Chloe. (“Did someone say anus on blast?” – Kanye)

Chloe hit Khlozilla with this: 

And this picture that shows she was wearing blue bikini bottoms:

Khlozilla hasn’t yanked down that tweet starring not-Chloe-Moretzs-b-hole, but she did shart up this laughable response on Facebook and admitted that she let her Sasquatch rage get to her:

I’m the last person to bully but have an animal instinct to protect and defend my family. Refrain from commenting on my family and OUR business (and I will do the same) Now I hope everyone has a magical Monday! May peace be with you all

“I’m the last person to bully” said the first person to bully an innocent b-hole! Khloe is probably just anus-envy, because her own b-hole hasn’t seen the light or breathed in oxygen for years thanks to those air mattress ass implants suffocating it. That’s why so much shit comes out of her mouth. And really, I’m surprised that every one of the Kartrashians’ devices doesn’t have an auto-correct feature that immediately changes “Refrain from commenting on my family” to “Please PLEASE please talk about my family! Pimp Mama Kris needs to get on that.

And here’s asshole-shamer Khlozilla hitting the ho stroll over the weekend:

Pics: Splash

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