Justin Bieber Thought That His Dad’s Comments About His Dick Were Hilarious

October 19, 2015 / Posted by:

When Justin Bieber’s Canadian salchicha made its way across the Internet, his biological dad (not to be confused with adoptive dad Usher) Jeremy Bieber pulled a Papa Joe by complimenting his son’s dick situation in a tweet. Justin’s KFed of a dad tweeted: “@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy.” (I apologize if you paid a hypnotist good money to have that tweet erased from your memory bin.)

Justin has been doing the rounds, promoting those pics his album and he’s already said that those pictures showed his dick at its smallest and during a radio interview with Zach Sang & The Gang, he laughed at his dad’s tweet and called it “such a dad thing to say.” Err, speak for your own dad, Biebs. In my household, a dad thing to say is, “Err, what’s your name again?“, and, “Sorry I missed your last 8 birthdays.” But I guess in the Bieber household, “Nice big dick, son,” is a dad thing to say. via UsWeekly

“I thought it was hilarious. ‘What do you feed that thing,'” Bieber quipped in his latest interview of his dad’s brow-raising tweets. “It’s such a dad thing to say. When I found out people were hating on him for saying that, I was like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ What dad wouldn’t be proud of that? It’s not like he’s saying it to an 11-year-old. I’m 21 years old.”

Bieber also joked that his many fans even bestowed a name upon his, um, junk. “They call it Jerry,” he boasted on Sunday.

Those Beliebers are all fetus aged, but I’m going to choose to believe that they named it Jerry after Tom & Jerry. Justin, Jeremy and Jerry sounds like the names of the members of a barbershop trio called The Triple Js, and now I really hate myself for picturing Justin Bieber’s dick in a straw skimmer hat.

And the Biebs would’ve been 100% right if he would’ve said, “That’s such a Jeremy Bieber thing to say.” Because it is and I’m sure that right after Daddy Bieber tweeted that, he DMed his son with, “Dude, I fluffed your junk up on the Twitter, so can you repay your pop by dropping another $5k in my account. There’s these hawt twin strippers I want to daisy chain with.”

Pic: Instagram

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