Chloe Sevigny Is Totally Annoyed By “Crass” Jennifer Lawrence
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It’s gotten to the point where when I look at a picture of Chloe Sevigny, I don’t know if I’m looking at a picture of the actual Chloe Sevigny or a picture of Drew Droege as Chloe Sevigny. Or a little of both. Every Chloe Sevigny picture is a riddle with no answer.
All of us trashy whores better close our always opened legs, sit up real proper-like and if we have to fart, we better fart into a freshly cleaned white handkerchief, because we are in the presence of a genteel lady who is the sheer definition of class. Umlaut Chloe talked to V Magazine about stuff while promoting her new coffee table book for Rizzoli which was inspired by a Japanese paparazzi book featuring pictures of her. I’ll wait right here since I’m sure you have to evacuate your building after the carbon monoxide detector went off from being hit with the hot pretentiousness wafting off of that last sentence.
While talking about how nowadays personality is more important than acting skills, Chloe said that she doesn’t think she that thing that makes you a big movie star. Chloe thinks St. Angie Jolie has it, but thinks the frat boy trapped in a woman’s body that is Jennifer Lawrence is just trashy and annoying.
“So much is about marketing and selling the product. They’ll have a really peppy funny girl on the talk show rounds, and everybody adores her and loves her and wants to be her or fuck her, and then so many more people want to watch the movie or TV show. I understand that star quality, how much value that carries. I love when a movie star is a great movie star. I think Angelina Jolie is a great movie star. I don’t think I can be that, or just be an actor. I don’t think I have the charisma. Which is probably why I never reached another level. I like Emma Stone. Whenever she’s herself, she’s really cute. Jennifer Lawrence I find annoying. Too crass.”
If you’re side-eying Chloe for calling a trick “crass” when she sucked Vincent Gallo’s dick in front of a camera, then you need to stop. Chloe sucked that big douche dick in the name of art! The difference between Jennifer Lawrence and Chloe Sevigny (besides the obvious) is that JLaw would fart in someone’s face to look like the cool girl and the guy’s guy, and Chloe would only fart in someone’s face if Lars Von Trier told her to while shooting an art house movie produced by a company whose name you can’t pronounce because it’s fancy and foreign. Chloe is all about art and class!
Besides, Chloe is a really good judge of character. This is what she said when asked if she still works with the humanized windowless van known as Terry Richardson:
“Yeah. I love him. That whole controversy is mired in…yeah.”
See, she’s the greatest judge of character!
And here’s Chloe at the premiere of the Netflix series Bloodline in NYC last week.