JLo Keeps It Demure And Elegant For Prince William & Duchess Kate

July 10, 2011 / Posted by:

Because the real A-listers and superstars were at the other royal event of the night (The Empress of Lucite’s Tupperware and dildo party), Prince William and Duchess Kate had to hang out with the likes of JLo and her mother Guadalupe at last night’s BAFTA Brits To Watch event in L.A. JLo was kind enough to pay tribute to Prince William by wearing a bald spot gown that showed off Skeletor’s favorite part of her body to do lines of dried virgin blood off of.

Even though Lupe Lopez slipped on the lard of elegance that dripped off of JLo, not everyone was hypnotized by her beauty. That gold BAFTA mask is definitely frowning with his eyes, because he’s about 2 inches away from losing his nose to JLo’s hongray hongray culo.

And hopefully, JLo’s taste for exquisite cut-outs inspired Kate Middleton to bring The Slut Dress out of retirement and onto the royal stage.

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