Celebrity Rehab Is On Hold

June 1, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Famewhore Rehab was supposed to start shooting today with Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler (don’t even wake your Google for that bitch) , but TMZ says that production has been put on pause because Vh1 failed to get a big name in the door.

Apparently, they tried to woo Lindsay Lohan with $1 million and her own show, but even that wreck turned it down. LiLo would rather degrade herself in a straight to pay-per-view porn move than in a reality show. Thankyouverymuch.

Sources say that Tila and Jason were the only ones who signed on, so producers have pushed production back until they can get more fame fuckers and has-beens to agree to spill their shit out to Dr. Drew.

The main problem is that Tila Tequila is in that cast. Who in their right (or even cracked out) mind would move into a house with that shady goblin? AND a house that is free of booze and the bad shit? TORTURE! That’s not rehab, that’s a room in Hostel. Even the Surgeon General warns bitches that if you’re going to be in the presence of Tila Tequila, you better freebase something mind-altering before, during and after.

So Dr. Drew needs to drop Tila off under the bridge he found her, because he should be trying to get junkies to run away from the pipe. Not the other way around.

Tags: Buying Children, Girlfriend Please, Rachel Zoe, Rehab, Tila Tequila, Trash, Trolls

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