Lazy Bitches Of The Day

File this under: Drink some coffee before you rob a joint!

Police in Seattle were called to a possible break-in at a Fred Meyer department store. When they arrived, they found a trail of pillows and other shit from the store’s storage room to the place where the two dumbasses were sleeping. They were napping on the shit they stole! Police took pictures of them before placing them under arrest.

Before waking these idiots, the police should have taken out a Sharpie and scribbled “I suck at robbing” and “world’s worst thieves” on their foreheads. They also should have frozen their panties and put their hands in a bowl of water to make them piss themselves.

Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary. The police say alcohol was involved. Yeah, so was stupidity and laziness.

Thanks Jennifer