The Bobby Brown Story aired on BET this week, marking the moment in history when a movie was released which is worse than Glitter. (Note from Michael: Yes, I wrote Kristian up for shitting on the masterpiece that is Glitter like that!) The two-part “miniseries” as it’s being called, was pretty much panned by anyone who bothered to watch it, and the consensus was that it’s the film equivalent of Jersey Shore: highly-watchable trash. But you know who hated it the most? Leolah Brown Muhammad, the sister of the titular Bobby Brown.
Yesterday we learned that the real-life Lifetime movie villain Nick Gordon had been ordered by a judge to pay $36 million to the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate after he was found liable for her death last year. Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate might not want to hold their breath while they’re waiting for Nick’s money. Sources tell TMZ there isn’t a great chance that Nick is ever going to pay it.
Nick Gordon Didn’t Bother Showing Up To Court, So A Judge Found Him Responsible In Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Death
The estate of Bobbi Kristina Brown sued her boyfriend/adopted brother Nick Gordon last year for allegedly scheming to get her money and being responsible for her death. The lawsuit claimed that Nick pulled some ice cold cunt stunts like transferring money from Bobbi Kristina’s account to his own the day she went into a coma. The day Bobbi Kristina was found unresponsive in a bathtub, she got into a fight with Nick and was supposed to meet up with a friend to talk about his alleged violent ways. Nick was also accused of injecting Bobbi Kristina with a “toxic mixture” that day. Nick’s lawyers spit on the lawsuit by calling it “meritless,” but he never got to tell the court in Atlanta, GA why it was meritless, because he was a no-show twice. That cost him the case.
Before today, if you had told me to make a list of the craziest possible confessions to come out of Bobby Brown, I honestly don’t know if I would have guessed that “I had sex with a ghost” would be on that list. “I once snorted coke off Mitzi Mozzarella’s animatronic ass in an abandoned Showbiz Pizza“, sure. But sex with a ghost? That’s a surprise.
According to Bobby Brown, he once had sex with a ghost. And the most shocking part of the story is that he says he wasn’t high out of his mind when it happened. Bobby recently sat down with 20/20 to talk about his memoir, Every Little Step. Obviously Bobby’s book gets into his drug use, as well as his relationship with Whitney Houston and their daughter Bobbi Kristina, which we’ll get to in a second. But he also talks about people he claims to have had sex with in his pre-Whitney years. Like with Janet Jackson. And Madonna. And a ghost.
The Fulton County District Attorney’s Office tried to keep Bobbi Kristina Brown’s autopsy results sealed because they’re still investigating her death. But WXIA, a local news station in Atlanta, screamed, “What about our First Amendment rights?“, at a judge, so the results were released today on what would’ve been Bobbi Kristina Brown’s 23rd birthday. If you need to turn away now and fill your head with more adorable adventures from Chihuahua King Richie and his gang of furlings, I understand and I’m with you on that.
According to ABC News, the autopsy report says that Bobbi Kristina died of a combination of drowning and the bad shit. The report says that several drugs were found in her system including: booze, a coke-related substance, weed, a sedative, an anti-anxiety medication and morphine. The Medical Examiner added that toxicology tests didn’t show if the morphine was from heroin use or not. The Medical Examiner also hasn’t been able to determine if her death was accidental or intentional. Here’s a piece of the statement from the Medical Examiner’s Office:
“The underlying cause of death is the condition which starts the downhill course of events leading to death and in this case is the immersion associated with drug intoxication. The pneumonia and encephalopathy are more immediate causes which resulted from the immersion and drug intoxication.”
Bobbi Kristina was found unconscious in her bathtub on January 31, 2015. She died almost 6 months later. As you know, Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston died of accidental drowning, but heart disease and coke use also contributed to her death.
The case of Bobbi Kristina’s death is still open. Investigators are reportedly running their Detective La Toya-brand magnifying glasses over Bobbi Kristina’s “adopted brother”/boyfriend Nick Gordon, because they believe he may have had something to do with her death. Bobbi Kristina’s estate also sued Nick Gordon for $40 million claiming he gave her a toxic mixture of the bad shit. The ME also confirmed that Bobbi Kristina’s body was covered in bruises and scars.
Bobbi Kristina’s father, Bobbay B, who is reportedly drying out in rehab, said this to ABC News after the autopsy report was released to public eyes:
“First and foremost, 23 years ago today, Bobbi Kristina was born. Krissy will always live in my heart and soul. I love my baby girl. For news affiliates to seek and obtain my daughter’s autopsy report, before anyone has been brought to justice for her death is mind blowing to me. Please pray for my family.”
Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estate is suing her fake brother/boyfriend/whatever Nick Gordon for $40 million for allegedly assaulting her and causing her all kinds of emotional distress. Nick is also being investigated by the police who think that he may have had something to do with her death. With all that going on, it was a wonderful idea for Nick Gordon to open up a half-broken, bootleg copy of MS Paint and throw together that shitty Christmas card.
People says that on Tuesday, Nick Gordon tweeted (his account is now private) a Photoshopped picture of him and Bobbi Kristina in Santa hats. The picture of Nick and Bobbi Kristina is from a Whitney Houston tribute event in 2012.
There are many things that make me say “HELL TO THE NO” about that card, but one of the worst things about it is the crappy ass Photoshop job. That’s the most offensive part. If you’re going to make a creepy Christmas card featuring the dead girlfriend whose family is suing you, you should at least use some of the money you mooched off of her to hire a skilled graphic designer to do it. Have some dignity!