Daddy-To-Be Bobby Brown Is Reportedly In Rehab
Just three days after it was revealed that Bobby Brown had knocked up his wife Alicia Etheredge and was about to be a father for the 7th time, the New York Daily News says he’s gone off to rehab. A source close to Bobby B claims that “Bob is in rehab” and speculates that an addiction to coke and booze put him there.
Bobby’s attorney won’t say why he’s there, but he is slapping down the rumor that “Bob” is getting treatment for coke and booze. Of course “Bob Brown” isn’t a cokehead. Bob Brown is a middle-aged dentist whose idea of “doing drugs” is drinking two beers at the office Christmas party and begging the hygienists to dare him to take a hit off the laughing gas.
This isn’t the first time Alicia has had to pack Bobby’s bags for rehab so soon after celebrating a special relationship moment. Bobby hauled ass to rehab less than two months after they got married back in 2012.
As for how long he’ll be in rehab, Bobby B’s attorney says he’ll be out for a performance in South Carolina on March 4th. In case you don’t have a calendar handy, that’s seven days from now. Only a week? Maybe Bobby’s attorney was telling the truth and he really isn’t in rehab for booze and coke after all? Maybe Bobby ran off to rehab after discovering his wife’s positive piss stick in the trash and realizing he was about to have two babies under two years old in the house. “Is it cool if I chill out here for a week? I just need a quiet place to cry.”