Category: Afternoon Crumbs

Afternoon Crumbs

November 23, 2016 / Posted by:

Mariah Carey talked about her ex-fiancé James Packer and the wedding extravaganza that never happened on Ellen today (she’s “doing well“, by the way) and she came out in a red silk robe and diamonds. It looks like Victoria’s Secret will have to cancel their fashion show next week since Mimi just single-handedly filled television’s yearly quota for holiday-themed lingerie sexiness – Lainey Gossip

Legend has it that this is the same look you’ll see if you square off with Britney Spears over the last bag of Cheetos at the Mobil Mart – The Superficial

Anna Faris is so happy that her former poochie Pete has been found and is “deeply sorry” she gave him away. That’s great and all, but Pete doesn’t speak human, so I hope her apology to Pete came in the form of a giant basket of Snausages – Celebitchy

Another one of the Mob Wives is about to become a Mob Granny – Reality Tea

Kim Kardashian is apparently the more stable one in her marriage. Well, duh! With such a low and large center of gravity, how could she not be? – IDLYITW

Even Elle Fanning can’t escape the choker trend – Hollywood Tuna

I, too, am thankful for Everybody Wants Some! and all those baseball-playing hunks in ass-hugging sports shorts  – Pajiba

Prepare to be shocked: Kylie Jenner is in a sheer bra again – Drunken Stepfather

Canadian tennis player thirst trap alert! – Popoholic

Uruguayan soccer player penis alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Okay, but I think we’d all love to see John Waters doing the Electric Slide, right? – Jezebel

In case you’re new to Earth, here’s what Emily Ratajkowski looks like without a top on – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

I’ll take 12, one for each month – Boy Culture

Olympic gymnast Laurie Hernandez won Dancing with the StarsJust Jared

Liam Hemsworth finally gave Miley Cyrus the candy raver rainbow ring of her dreams – HuffPo

Pic: YouTube


Afternoon Crumbs

May 30, 2016 / Posted by:

Amal and George Clooney got in a photo-op with the Pope during their visit to Italy, because well, he wants to give the media as many pictures of him with leaders as possible for when he runs for president. Even the Pope is looking at George like, “Bitch, I see what you’re doing.” – Lainey Gossip 

A vigil has been set for Harambe, the gorilla who was killed at the Cincinnati Zoo and whose death is definitely going to lead to a Planet of the Apes-like uprising – Towleroad

Oh shit, these youngins’ are starting to wear spaghetti strap tops over plain white t-shirts. The 90s are officially back and are officially shitting all over our eyes – Hollywood Tuna 

How many times do you think Brit Brit Spears pissed in the pool during the making of this video? – Drunken Stepfather

The showrunner for Chelsea Handler’s new Netflix show quit that bitch after not even a month – Celebitchy

Topher Grace got married – Just Jared

Yes, I just spent a couple of minutes of my Memorial Day staring at JLo’s tiny camel toe – Popoholic

Charlize Theron threw Emily Blunt a baby shower – Popsugar

Countess LuAnn is fucking on Sonja Morgan’s leftovers, so says Ramona SingerReality Tea 

Pic: AP


Afternoon Crumbs

May 2, 2016 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge met with Canada’s Prime Minister (and the mash-up of Peter Facinelli and James Marsden) Justin Trudeau today to promote next year’s Invictus Games in Toronto. And this may be the first time I’ve ever been jealous of the Canadian flag, because look how close it is to being the meat in a hot ginge and Canadian hot piece sandwich – Lainey Gossip

To the surprise of absolutely no one who has a drop of common sense, Kelly Ripa turned her rage over being blindsided by ABC into more $$$$$$ in her checking account – Celebitchy

What in disco funeral HELL is Taylor Swift wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

Shannon Beador’s Orange County mansion sold for $9 million – Reality Tea 

Jean-Claude Van Damme is onto the Illuminati’s Trump-hating ways! – The Superficial 

The Dixie Chicks did Beyonce’s Daddy LessonsTowleroad

If you worked with Chris Evans (not the Captain America one) on The Big Breakfast in the 90s, there’s a chance that he may have you given your eyes an unsolicited dick flashing show – Jezebel

Yes, the new Ghostbusters trailer sucks, but how is it the most hated trailer on YouTube when the Fifty Shades of Shit trailer exists on YouTube? – Egotastic!

Now we know why Julia Roberts had to recycle that polyester wig from Notting Hill for her role in Mother’s Day. It’s because they blew the budget on her $3 million paycheck and didn’t have enough money to buy a better wig – Pajiba

I never thought I’d type this, but I’d much rather look at Asslee Simpson’s ass cheeks than Evan Ross’ tragic Amish hipster look – The Nip Slip 

The Jungle Book ate up and shit out Mother’s Day this past weekend – HuffPo

Kristen Stewart still looks like she belongs on a Hair of Meth poster – Popoholic

That teddy dress makes Charlotte McKinney’s chichis look like a satin neck pillow – Hollywood Tuna  

I want to party on a bus full of drunk giraffes – The Berry 

In case you were wondering if Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas are still fuck buddies… – Just Jared

“Panama City Beach lot lizard” eleganza brought to you by Miley CyrusPopsugar

Pic: Getty


Afternoon Crumbs

February 15, 2016 / Posted by:

The people of Canada have taken off their mourning veils, because their national nightmare is over. Their very own Duchess Kate and Prince William, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, realized that they are a match made in suck heaven and have gotten back together. Let’s all celebrate by poking our ear drums out, because there’s a good chance they’re going to commemorate getting back together with a new duet – Lainey Gossip 

Somebody invited Backdoor Farrah to a fashion show – Reality Tea 

I don’t know who this delicate orchid petal is, but I do know that I am in love with her – Drunken Stepfather

It’s nice knowing that Brit Brit Spears’ pink wig is still getting work – The Superficial 

The next Star Wars movie started shooting about 10 seconds ago and Disney is already whoring it out – IDLYITW

Hilary Duff is still on vacation and is still in a bikini – The Nip Slip 

Something I never knew I needed in my life: A variety show starring Maya Rudolph and Martin ShortJezebel

Demi Moore may have temporarily turned in her cougar card by humping on Kiefer SutherlandCelebitchy

That peroxide head who is staring at The Rock’s rock is me, pretty much – SOW

An American Idol trick came out and no, it wasn’t Ryan SeacrestTowleroad

Kat Dennings’ magnificent chichis made an appearance at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party – Hollywood Tuna 

Miranda Kerr’s smug piece looks like he’s really happy to be Miranda Kerr’s piece – Popoholic

Hmm… I bet Ty Ty Baby’s baby is still smizing with his eyes closed – Popsugar

“I created a STUNT QUEEN nightmare,” said the publicist from The Voice who put Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani together – HuffPo

FYI: Kanye West isn’t broke. He can still buy furs and houses. He’s begging for other people’s money because he doesn’t want to use his own on his projects. Why isn’t Kanye running for president? He fits right in with the other candidates – Just Jared

When album covers brought the glamour and the art – The Berry 

Pic: Getty


Afternoon Crumbs

January 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Elegance is Kate Hudson showing up to the Golden Globes wearing a stunning ensemble straight from a Tumblr called Skanky Prom Dresses – Lainey Gossip 

Attention whore pot accuses attention whore kettle of being attention whore-y – Reality Tea 

Maggie Gyllenhaal wore a dress made with Mrs. Roper’s shelf lining paper, but it worked because she matched with the background – Celebitchy

ABC made a comedy about Dan Savage’s teenage life and Martha Plimpton is in it. That’s all I need to know. – Towleroad

What in $20 Craigslist hooker hell is Maitland Ward doing? – Drunken Stepfather

Where does Gillian Anderson’s hair end and her dress start? – The Superficial 

Who cares about Kaley Cuoco, scroll down to get several servings of Christina Hendricks’ magnificent lopsided chichis – Popoholic

Kirstie Alley’s latest Jenny Craig commercial is a bootleg Cheers episode – OMG Blog

Don’t ask Jamie Lee Curtis about recreating her mom’s Psycho shower scene. Yes, she’s done it a couple of times and will probably do it again, but don’t ask her about it! She’s moved on! – Jezebel

Miss Universe wants to do James FrancoIDLYITW

Bella Thorne wore one of the finest gowns from Frederick’s of Hollywood’s black collection to a Golden Globes after-party – Hollywood Tuna 

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were both at the Golden Globes and surprisingly they didn’t immediately run into each other’s arms and re-enact the rain scene from The Notebook as their assistants poured water on their heads – Popsugar

Panty Creamers of the Day: Dudes bathing – The Berry 

Panty Creamer of the Golden Globes: Oscar Isaac Just Jared

David Bowie deserves a million tributes for a million different reasons and one of those reasons is his impeccable and flawless mug shot posing game – HuffPo

Dear noted ear biter Mike Tyson, please meet your dream girl – Starcasm

Pic: Getty


New Year’s Eve Crumbs

December 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Katy Perry and John Mayer are still humping on each other and last night they were papped leaving a restaurant together. Nothing says “true everlasting love” like Katy Perry hanging her head in pure shame, because she can’t believe that she’s still fucking that giant genital ulcer – Lainey Gossip 

That confused look…. That cane… Those lawyers helping him walk… Bill Cosby laid it on thick during his perp walk – The Superficial 

Jabba the Trump thinks that President Obama is trying to yank his pink can of AquaNet from his slimy paws – Towleroad

Gavin Rossdale’s one-time secret daughter is at the beach like every other rich ho – Hollywood Tuna

If you’ve been thinking to yourself, “You know, 2015 can’t end without me seeing Rita Ora in another bikini one last time,” you’re in luck – Popoholic

Why am I staring deep into Tara Reid’s skeletal and silicone abyss? – Drunken Stepfather 

This kid’s reaction to getting a new sister is pretty much my reaction to anything new – The Berry 

Renee “Squinty No More” Zellweger is still with that fancy-named dude – Celebitchy

If Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles had dinner together in Anguilla and they were not “caught” by the paparazzi Pimp Mama Kris called, did it really happen? – Popsugar

Chris Rock says that Jennifer Lawrence would really be crying about the gender wage gap if she was a black woman – Just Jared

Pic: FameFlynet


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