Night Crumbs
After Dog The Bounty Hunter’s daughter claimed he didn’t invite her to his upcoming wedding because she supports Black Lives Matter and he’s a cheating racist homophobe, he denied it and dribbled out a stream of words that belong in The Museum of Talking Points That Racist Homophobes Make. Dog denied he’s a gay-hating racist, saying that he’s 33.3% Apache and that he’s got a lot of gay people in his life including employees and his other daughter. As for why he’s freely said the n-word in the past, Dog says that he thought he had a “pass” to do so from his “Black tribe.” Well, if his mouth and bleached Predator hair were in a race to see who can be the messiest, his mouth just won! – Entertainment Tonight
If Alice from Alice in Wonderland fled to Europe in her golden years to live the opulent life after her rich husband croaked, she would look like Dame Helen Mirren at the Venice Film Festival – Celebitchy
And at the Miami premiere of Floperella, Shawn Mendes served early-90s gigolo who shops exclusively at International Male while Camila Cabello looked like an off-brand Betty Boop doll getting devoured by a shower puff – Lainey Gossip
Britney Spears will not face any charges over that messy fight with her (now ex) housekeeper – Just Jared
Samantha Bee (jokingly) threw herself into the Jeopardy! host ring and hopefully before doing so, she got an intern to check her Twitter for any possible fuckery – Pajiba
And here’s Dua Lipa modeling a look from Charlotte Russe’s spring 1995 collection – Popoholic
Stand down, Little Monsters, because Lady Gaga’s dog walker Ryan Fischer says he was not calling her out after saying he feels “abandoned” and “unsupported” – Rolling Stone
Get yourself a piece who you trust as much as Adriana Lima trusts her dress from holding in her titty balls – Egotastic!
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