Afternoon Crumbs
Edie Falco’s hair better prepare for scrunchie overload because she will play Hillary Clinton in Ryan Murphy’s Impeachment: American Crime Story, opposite Clive Owen’s Bill Clinton (a fact that still makes my brain burp up nothing but question marks), Sarah Paulson’s Linda Tripp and Beanie Feldstein’s Monica Lewinsky. Shit has come full circle because Carmela Soprano once called Hillary Clinton a “role model.” So I, for one, can’t wait for the scene where Edie as Hillary watches Edie as Carmela call her a role model – Just Jared
If you want your death certificate to read, “death by exposure to massive amounts of insufferableness,” then I’ve got the show for you! Ellen DeGeneres is executive producing a show called Family Game Fight hosted by Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard – Celebitchy
“Listen, just so we’re clear when you get out of there, I’m still the head bitch of this house and all of the attention will still go to me, you hear me?!” is what this cat is telepathically communicating to the baby in his human’s womb – OMG Blog
Gigi Hadid returned to the runway after giving birth, and that’s great and everything, but why did Donatella Versace do her and Bella Hadid up like goth business women pirates from the 90s? – Lainey Gossip
Elle Fanning is serving chocolate fruit roll-up elegance – Popoholic
No, pervy ass attention whore fan, Bebe Rexha does not want to see your pencil dick (yes, I looked it up) – Egotastic!
After Camila Cabello’s racist ways were exposed, she went to weekly racist rehab sessions, which I’m guessing consisted of meditation, spa treatments, and watching Green Book – Too Fab
The only correct answer to this question is Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. Every other answer is wrong! – Pajiba
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