Afternoon Crumbs
The two hairs left on Prince William’s dome were snatched off by the internet for opening his entitled yap hole and saying that people in Africa are having too many children and it’s harming wildlife in the continent. But as many are telling P. Willy to shut his mouth on a silver spoon full of STFU for having three children and being part of a family that is known for birthing out heirs, I’m sure the word hypocrisy hugged him tight while saying, “Thank you for once again redefining me.” – Pajiba
The Grammys pulled a fuck effort move to be more “inclusive and diverse” at the last minute by adding more nominees to the top categories, which is how Taylor Swift and Kanye West got in. And again, they say they did it to be more diverse, which is a weird way of saying “to try to get people to actually watch this shit” – Celebitchy
Valerie Bertinelli and her husband Tom Vitale have split up after 10 years of marriage – People
Aaron Rodgers may not have COVID toe, but he does have a COVIDiot brain – The Blemish
“Mmmm… the charred eyebrow hair really adds a lovely smokey flavor,” said those who bit into Jimmy Kimmel’s turkey – SOW
And I’m just here for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s pooch working that hot pink hair thing – Lainey Gossip
If you’re searching for a new way to risk getting your face clawed off by your cat while looking like an absolute fool, the Licki brush is for you! – OMG Blog
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