Everyone’s raving about Black Panther, which is breaking records at the box office, for being the first inclusive Marvel blockbuster and a damn good one at that. Ahem, I’m still waiting for the Northstar/Iceman/Midnighter/Apollo/Wiccan/Hulkling/any openly queer hero flick. Or just make Star-Lord gay. If he loses his voice in a tragic space accident first.
Hence, audiences being excited to see King T’Challa defend his African nation of Wakanda. So this is what happens when you’ve paid a ticket for a buzzed-about superhero action movie and receive cinematic mulch about two not-even-that-kinky wet noodles and their boring life together. Mashable shows us the reaction of viewers at the Atlantic Station theater in Atlanta, GA this week when the theater effed up and put on Fifty Shades Freed and not Black Panther. That reaction wasn’t mixed. “It’s the opposite movie!,” one astute film-goer shouts. Truth!
Aiight so this happened at Atlantic Station. They played 50 shades instead of black panther pic.twitter.com/5WhvX270Y5
— The Chef (Steve) (@ChefWaites) February 16, 2018
A “Sad” Brad Pitt Hasn’t Reached Out To Newly Single Jennifer Aniston (Who May Not Have Legally Married Justin Theroux)
Imagine if they got back together? That would keep supermarket tabs goin’ for the next 1,000 years with breathless cover stories like “EVIL ANGELINA WANTS SATAN TO CURSE REUNITED BRAD AND JENN!!!“. Actually, that might be what saves print media! So, Aniston, whenever you blast the tabs for haunting your what looks like a Lean Cuisine for One-destined life, you should remember that you’ve probably kept several companies afloat and saved jobs. Silver linings! Oh, by the way, Brad Pitt HAS NOT reached out to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston since her split with her famously bouncy jogger of a husband, Justin Theroux, according to UsWeekly. Continue reading
Maybe she finally watched their sad semi-threesome video with a former Miss Teen USA and decided to look at her life, look at her choices?
Vehicular boogeyman Rebecca Gayheart has filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, Eric “Dr. McSteamy” Dane. TMZ says that Rebecca filed on Friday, and is asking for spousal support as well as joint legal and physical custody of their two daughters, Billie, 7, and Georgia, 6.
Becky has had a rough time post-Y2K. In 2001, she was reportedly chatting on her phone when she struck and killed a 9-year-old boy walking home from school. She pled guilty to manslaughter and received three years probation. That horrible incident might have informed her choice to star in a sort-of 2009 sex tape with husband Dane and former Miss Teen USA 2002 (she lost the crown for posing nude) and reality TV brawler (she was booted off Celebrity Rehab for punching a cameraman) Kari Anne Peniche. Their sex tape was the worst kind – no actual sex and a sorta-celebrity having hit on hard times and getting recorded tits-out in a dirty bathtub. While holding a crackpipe. That’s never sexy.
Maybe this is a fresh new start for Rebs. And maybe this is an opportunity for the handsome yet somehow oily in the personality-seeming Dane to find new chicks with whom to film tragic hotel encounters.
The real question here is – why in the hell did former Miss Teen USA 2002 Kari Anne Peniche slug a cameraman when she could have punched Dr. Drew?
These two. Are they afraid that the soldiers of Xenu will start tapping their phones if they’re spotted sitting at the same table? Even Suri Cruise’s rolling her eyes at Mommy and Uncie Jamie’s don’t look at us/LOOK AT US antics. Jamie Foxx quit an interview when the subject of his no-longer-secret girlfriend Katie Holmes was brought up. You would think his transphobic ass would be relieved that the speculation is heterosexually-focused this time.
The woman from China who went into a security x-ray machine with her beloved pocketbook because she refused to part with it!
THE QUEEN and abuelitas who will chancleta a little bitch in the throat for even thinking of touching her pocketbook have a new Jesus to worship. The BBC says that during the Lunar New Year travel rush at Dongguan Railway Station in southern China last weekend, a woman pretty much sang an ultra emotional cover of Mariah Carey’s Can’t Let Go to her purse when she was told by train station security that she had to put it through the x-ray machine.
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