Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod spent their first Thanksgiving together. Awww, how nice. I wonder if she let him help prepare the meal. Like using the flavor injector to pump the turkey full of butter. You know, since he’s kind of a pro at making muscles juicier by injecting substances into them – Lainey Gossip
Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover of Interview is very ‘alien teen auditioning for their high school production of Grease‘ – Celebitchy
Shannon Beador’s dog is probably thinking “I’ll pose for as many corny Thanksgiving pictures as you want, but someone better throw me a half-eaten crescent roll during dinner” – Reality Tea
I know the focal point of this picture is supposed to be vintage Cindy Crawford fashion show boob, but why the hell does it look like she’s walking the runway in a recently leased office building? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Christina Aguilera can sleep easy tonight on the giant makeup sponge she calls a bed (I assume), for I believe it’s safe to say the “WHY???” crown has been removed from her head and placed atop the goofy grinning mug belonging to Jimmy Fallon.
It’s Black Friday, where half of us were in line at Kohl’s at 5am and not above pushing an 86-year-old Memaw if it meant landing 2-for-$25 cashmere sweaters. In related news, it appears HGTV’s favorite born again shiplap evangelists Chip and Joanna Gaines might be getting their hands on more cold hard cash. Continue reading
Back in September, we got a teaser taste of what the The Secret Life of Ryan Phillippe might look like when his ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a police report accusing Ryan of putting the hurt on her in a drug and alcohol-fueled rage. With the exception of a temporary protection order, nothing panned out criminally. But Elsie went ahead and filed a civil suit against Ryan for $1 million dollars.
Ryan has vehemently maintained his innocence throughout, and was quick to lawyer up and threaten a countersuit for defamation and malicious prosecution. Now we’re getting another little taste of how Ryan rolls. He filed that countersuit and posted about it on Twitter.
Hope you’ve got that doomsday bunker fully stocked with canned goods, powdered rations, and the necessary porn, because Uma Thurman is ready to open her mouth and release her fury on Harvey Weinstein. Her anger just might lay waste to the planet!
Three years ago, Paralympic gold medal sprinter Oscar “Blade Runner” Pistorius was on trial for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. At the time, it seemed like he might sprint away from any possible jail time after being found guilty of “culpable homicide.” But that thought was dashed (sorry, I’ll stop) when a judge found him guilty of the much more serious “murder,” and gave him five years in prison. That sentence was later upped to six.
If you thought that six years for shooting a woman four times through a bathroom door was a too damn light, you’re not alone. A South African court thought the same, and they’ve recently dumped a whole lot more prison time on Oscar.