Anne Hathaway wore that black lace mermaid fin dress to the NYC premiere of her movie Colossal, and I bet she ended up chewing that shit off because it kept blocking her mouth as she introduced herself to people as, “Oscar winner Anne with an E Hathaway, pleased to meet you.” – Lainey Gossip
Angie Everhart’s nipples look like they’re playing peek-a-boo – The Nip Slip
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger must’ve cut their daughter’s allowance because she’s doing those 138 Water shoots now – Drunken Stepfather
Michelle Pfeiffer, who is a million miles away from being a fraud, thinks the acting world may discover she’s a fraud one day – Celebitchy
I will totally watch Southern Charm Savannah if Jamie Luner makes an appearance as her Savannah character – Reality Tea
Howard Stern better practice his ducking skills because Russell Crowe is probably going to throw a phone at him – The Superficial
Some models and Hailey Baldwin did yet another one of those Love Magazine videos – Hollywood Tuna
A retired gay porn star is coming out of retirement and donating a piece of porn profits to an LGBTQ charity – Towleroad
Lin-Manuel Miranda really, really loves Saved By The Bell and now I wanna see him do the “I’m so excited” scene as both Jessie and Zack – Pajiba
I kept waiting for Billy Eichner and Oscar the Grouch to get into a fist fight – SOW
Mila Kunis is back on the red carpet, four months after a baby was pulled out of her body – Popoholic
No, strange dudes on skateboards, Chloe Grace Moretz doesn’t want your cookies – IDLYITW
Adam Pally had a not-so-happy ending in NYC last night – Popsugar
Blac Chyna shit on Tyga for being a deadbeat dad who has a dude side piece. And later on, Pimp Mama Kris probably shit on Blac Chyna for not dragging Tyga while the cameras were around – Just Jared
Two days ago, The Boogeyman’s idol, Abby Lee Miller, melodramatically farted up an Instagram post where she announced that she’s leaving Dance Moms forever, because she refuses to be manipulated and used by the producers anymore. I’m with Abby. Don’t the producers know that Abby Lee Miller is the only one allowed to do the manipulating and using on Dance Moms? Before Abby quit the show, Lifetime ordered more episodes, so producers brought in choreographer Laurieanne Gibson to fill in. Entertainment Tonight says that Laurieanne filmed for three weeks but left when Abby Lee Miller stormed back on set and demanded that her replacement be kicked off. Entertainment Tonight also says that my former arch rival (in my head), Cheryl “Mop Head” Burke, is taking over for Abby for the rest of the season. So yeah, the girls will go from shaking as Abby screams at them to falling asleep mid-pirouette from listening to boring Cheryl Burke.
We were recently reminded that Jennifer Lawrence is still with Darren Aronofsky. Jennifer and Darren seem to be pretty private people; for instance, they only put on a PDA show for the paps every couple of months. When she has talked about her relationship, it has been very minimally. So those who really want to know about Jennifer’s relationship with Darren have to wait for sources to fill them in on the details. Like if their 22-year age difference is awkward for them. Is it though?!?! I need to know. Thankfully People has a source who can reassure us that it’s not awkward.
Get out of the pre-motorboating position, I wasn’t talking about that kind of glorious bronze bust.
If Eric Trump got a Hitler youth haircut, had his face lipo’d by a de-licensed back alley plastic surgeon, huffed so much helium that his eyes went all Parasite Hilton and got sprayed down by the same fake tan diarrhea that his dad gets sprayed down with, he would look like this bust of Cristiano Ronaldo.
It’s a good thing I follow several Kardashians on Instagram, otherwise that screen grab of an artificially-lipped creature in such close proximity to an over-inflated rubber ball might have really scared me.
The first official teaser trailer for the Warner Bros. remake of Stephen King’s It was released today. It comes out on September 8th. That gives people enough time for their chewed-down nails to grow back before they chew them down again. The 1990 TV movie version of It, starring Tim Curry, launched a generation of clown phobias. And I got a major case of the creeps when I saw that picture of Bill Skarsgard as Pennywise. But based on the trailer for New It, I don’t think I’ll need to sleep with too many lights on after I watch it. 2 or 3, max.
In “Riveting News From 2001” News, The Hollywood Reporter posted excerpts from a biography about Sherry Lansing where she talks about how much the saint formerly known as just Angelina Jolie wanted to star in the movie version of Tomb Raider. Sherry was CEO of Paramount Pictures at the time that Tomb Raider was being made and says that the producers and other executives were worried that Angie would fuck the movie up. Angie wanted it so badly that she offered to be drug tested every single day. “Oh so THAT’S where her ass got the idea from,” said Brad Pitt as he softly stroked his trusty former friend, his bong, while remembering the good times they had together.