Afternoon Crumbs

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Star Magazine wants us to think that Nicole Kidman took pole dancing lessons and gives Keith Urban a hot show in their bedroom. What lies. First of all, it would be hard for Nicole to give Keith a full pole show when her icy fingers stick to metal every time she touches it. Second of all, I think Keith is the one giving Nicole a hot show. Just thinking of him whipping his frosty locks around as he works that pole is taking me to loin-tingling places – Celebitchy

Remind me not to see the mostly-silent horror movie A Quiet Place on an empty stomach, because I do not need to be that trick whose stomach growls all loud-like in that quiet ass theater – Lainey Gossip

Every Lhaso Apso in the world should sue Kyle Richards for stealing their signature hairstyle – Reality Tea

Danny Masterson’s rape accusers are still speaking out, as Netflix continues to stay quiet, because Scientology has gotten to them, or like everyone else, they forgot they had a show called The RanchPajiba

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Katy Perry Isn’t Performing At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, Because She’s Reportedly Been Banned From China

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was supposed to be a taste of the Far East that most of us figured would turn into a wildly offensive display of cultural appropriation with the likes of the Hadid sisters strutting down the catwalk in nighties made of fortune cookies or whatever the VS designers could come up with to remind us they’re filming from China. Alas, at the rate they’re going, the only person China will allow in to strut and perform is Taylor Swift (“Mission accomplished!” –Taylor Swift). Continue reading

Ben Affleck Doesn’t Remember Groping Hilarie Burton, But He’s Sorry

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night to promote Justice League. Ben probably thought that the most awkward and uncomfortable question Stephen Colbertwas going to ask him might be about Justice League’s garbage reviews. If only! Instead, Stephen bypassed that and went straight for the gross elephant in the room by asking about Harvey Weinstein and Ben’s own allegations of groping.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Judges Of “The Voice Of Germany” Having A “Who?” Moment While Watching Rita Ora Audition

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Question mark’s favorite singer Rita Ora went on The Voice of Germany to push her second album, which will be released the day after never exclusively in Neverland, and the producers thought it would be a real cute gimmick for her to do a blind audition. The audition was so blind that even when the judges took off their blindfolds (read: turned their chairs around), they still didn’t know who the hell they were looking at. ONTD posted this clip and said, “Even after turning around, the judges didn’t seem to recognize her.” I thought they were exaggerating, but then I watched the clip and a couple of judges do give the same confused face my dad would give me if I ran up to him today and said, “Dad! It’s me, your son Michael!”

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Jake Gyllenhaal Could Replace Ben Affleck As Batman

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know by now that Ben Affleck’s once-shiny dreams of playing Batman have turned into a nightmare. Little by little by little, Ben’s unenthusiastic involvement with a standalone Batman film has shrunk to an awkward situation. Not even his brother can see Ben wrapping his bloated muscles in black rubber anymore. So it might be time to find a new Batman, and apparently the first name on the list of possible Affleck replacements is Jake Gyllenhaal.

An official decision regarding Ben’s future as Batman hasn’t been made, but according to  Campea (via Screen Rant), The Batman director Matt Reeves wants it to be Jake. A source adds that Jake has taken a meeting with Matt Reeves not long ago.

This isn’t the first time Jake Gyllenhaal has been rumored to play Batman. More than a decade ago, Jake was reportedly considered by Christopher Nolan to play Batman in Batman Begins (the role of course went to Christian Bale). Jake was also rumored to replace Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man, which obviously never panned out. But it seems like he’s really interested in playing superheroes, so this might end up happening.

Screen Rant notes that if Jake does replace Ben, then this will possibly be another reboot of the franchise. That’s the only way they could explain that switch-up; because it sure as hell won’t look like it takes place in the same universe. I don’t know how they could possibly explain why Batman went from a grizzled 45-year-old dude who looks like he’s one soft chair away from a nap to a cute-faced 36-year-old whose favorite activity is cuddling and blushes if you compliment his hair.

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