Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni And Rob Kardashian Might Have Something In Common

October 22, 2017 / Posted by:

The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.

O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed.  Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.

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Bill O’Reilly Once Settled A Sexual Harassment Suit For $32 Million

October 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Jobless deviant Bill O’Reilly has been one of the major players in 2017’s “Expose Celebrity Pervs” initiative. O’Reilly recently found his nasty ass having to update his LinkedIn profile with “conservative gasbag seeks new bully pulpit” when he was fired from Fox News in April after the revelation that he had settled multiple sexual harassment lawsuits came to light. Speaking of those suits, The New York Times reports that, back in January, Bill settled one for 32 MILLION DOLLARS. O’Reilly has reportedly pulled some sick shit on women in the past but $32 million dollars? He must have sent nudes that time.

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Birthday Sluts

October 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Jeff Goldblum (65)
Sofia Vassilieva (25)
Jonathan Lipnicki (27)
Zac Hanson (32)
Michael Fishman (36)
Jon Foreman (41)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (42)
Carmen Ejogo (44)
Saffron Burrows (45)
Spike Jonze (48)
Jay Johnston (49)
Shelby Lynne (49)
Shaggy (49)
Carlos Mencia (50)
Valeria Golino (52)
Brian Boitano (54)
Bob Odenkirk (55)
Marc Shaiman (58)
Bill Condon (62)
Deepak Chopra (70)
Jan De Bont (74)
Catherine Deneuve (74)
Tony Roberts (78)
Christopher Lloyd (79)
Derek Jacobi (79)
Annette Funicello (1942-2013)
Joan Fontaine (1917-2013)
Curly Howard (1903-1952)

Pic: Wenn.com

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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga’s Terrifying Wax Figure

October 21, 2017 / Posted by:

As a child, this is what you dreamed was under your bed, plotting to kill you.

Gay Times was evil enough to introduce to us to a new waxwork figure of Lady Gaga that debuted at a wax museum in Lima, Peru. Lima, Peru obviously hates Lady Gaga because that is heinous! Apparently, they perceive Stefani as a down-on-her-luck, insomniac Dark Crystal drag queen who bears a striking resemblance to the witch from Hansel & Gretel.

I might have dreamed this, but I swear the Charlie Manson figure at Madame Tussaud’s in London blinks at you. That used to be my most terrifying experience involving waxworks. That’s fallen way down to second place because the Peruvian Wax Lady Gaga has arrived to scare us all to death.

Pic: @ladygaga_JWT

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