Afternoon Crumbs

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is out in London selling that Black Swan meets Russian Atomic Blonde movie, and during a photo call she worked a look that said: One of the three blind mice in Angelina Jolie at the Oscars drag – Lainey Gossip

The tabloids said that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s marriage bit a giant shit cake because she wants to mostly live in L.A. and he wants to mostly live in NYC. Now UsWeekly is saying that when he was in L.A., he stayed in the guest house away from her. Next we’re going to hear that Jennifer and Justin have actually never met and the “Justin” she’s been seen with was a hologram – Celebitchy

Bravo should really have all the viewers sign an STD clause because I’ve gotten several just from watching some of their shows – Reality Tea

Gus Kenworthy wants you to see his nipples, cum gutters, ass, thighs, and I guess that bruise too. And that bruise is why I don’t play sports. Well that bruise and a thing called “requires physical activity” – Towleroad

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Russell Tovey Is Engaged To A Rugby Beefcake

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Between Gus Kenworthy giving his boyfriend a smooch on-air at the Winter Olympics, and Adam Rippon trolling Mike Pence pre- and post- triple lutz, the present is one giant jazz hands spectacle of gay…but it doesn’t stop there! Russell “I’m So Glad I Ain’t Fem” Tovey (from Looking, Quantico and Being Human) has hopped in on the action and announced he and his boyfriend are making their masc4masc love legal.  Continue reading

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Paul Marciano Has Stepped Away From Guess While The Company Investigates Kate Upton’s Allegations

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Last month, Guess co-founder Paul Marciano found himself in the #MetToo conversation after former Guess model Kate Upton vaguely accused him of being a creep. Paul responded by denying it and accusing her of getting fired for being a sloppy mess. Kate eventually came through with a comprehensive story told to TIME magazine detailing her working relationship with Paul. Kate’s allegations against Paul could be boiled down to the following: he was allegedly a horny old man with a mean streak who called Kate fat when she turned down his advances.

Paul again denied he’d done anything wrong, and promised his full cooperation with Guess as they investigated the matter. CNBC is reporting that while Guess investigates, Paul Marciano will step away from his position at the company.

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Open Post: Hosted By THE QUEEN Of England And The Queen Of Death Eaters At A Fashion Show 

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

As all of England riots in the streets over KFCs being out of chicken (Joke’s on those people, because KFC has always been out of chicken since the shit they serve is deep fried chicken-flavored Styrofoam full of hormones. Get thee to a Popeye’s, England!), THE QUEEN was safe inside a fashion show with Satan’s muse Anna Wintour. THE QUEEN held court at the Richard Quinn show, and she wore elegant black gloves to protect her pristine royal skin from being infected by dirty trash peasant germs.

While THE QUEEN may dress like she sits front row at every Talbot’s fashion show, the Richard Quinn show was actually her first at London Fashion Week. THE QUEEN was there to present the new Queen Elizabeth II Award for British Design to Richard Quinn. The Sun says that Richard Quinn’s designs have been described as having a touch of ball gag chic:

In September, he was described by Vogue as having a “distinct BDSM aesthetic”, and “part of a new generation of weird and wonderful designers…he is exactly the future London needs”.

That would explain why THE QUEEN’s face is all the way lit up in this picture:

She probably spotted a nipple clamp/waist harness/dick cage ensemble that she knows her boo Prince Philip would work the hell out of.

But seriously, the only one who is going to end up in chains is Dame Anna Wintour. She’ll be thrown in the dungeon for rudely wearing sunglasses in front of THE REAL QUEEN!

Pics: Backgrid

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The Real Housewives Of New York Came Close To Reenacting “Titanic” In South America

February 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Real Housewives, much like cats, don’t mix well with water (and hit the same level of shriek when they come into contact with H2O). It seems like every time someone in any city suggests an innocent dinner aboard an ocean-faring vessel, shit goes down. A recent Real Housewives Of New York City boat trip turned into Gilligan’s Island, and it was (shockingly enough) not because Ramona Singer spent the charter budget on Pinot Grigio – it’s because producers were too cheap to get a nice yacht! Continue reading

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