Night Crumbs

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Cambodia has chosen Angie Jolie’s First They Killed My Father as their official entry for the Best Foreign Film Oscar, and she’s ready to campaign for it. Anyone who didn’t see that coming obviously didn’t see this old picture of Angie on set saying, “Oh, little ole’ me, never!”, after paying that actress girl to say, “Ms. Jolie, this film is your masterpiece! You are a genius and will win all the Oscars!… I ad-libbed that first part, can you give me a bonus?” – Lainey Gossip

If Lindsay Lohan gets her mug pulled any higher, her brows and hairline will become one – Celebitchy

If Tamra Judge is right and Gretchen Rossi is obsessed with her, then expect to see Gretchen dressing like Tamra by wearing old shit from Charlotte Russe (see: Tamra’s dress in that picture) – Reality Tea 

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus did a porn parody of Girl, InterruptedDrunken Stepfather

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Janet Jackson And Jermaine Dupri Might Be A Thing Again

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

This news is making me very excited. If that picture above proves anything, it’s that Janet Jackson was clearly at her best, fashion-wise, during the Jermaine Dupri years. Meanwhile, this news is probably making Jermaine Dupri very excited because it’s the first time in a while that his name has been trending and it has nothing to do with being broke.

Janet and Jermaine dated from 2002 to 2009. Four years later she got married to Wissam Al Mana, a relationship which has morphed into a messy divorce and custody battle. According to Bossip, Janet is drying her tears on Jermaine’s shoulder (her poor back must be so sore from bending over that low).

Sources claim that Janet and Jermaine have “recently reunited” and that things are “heating back up.” Janet is currently on her State of the World Tour. Bossip points out that Jermaine was in Los Angeles on Sunday night for VH1 Hip-Hop Honors, and that Janet is scheduled to perform in Anaheim on Saturday.

Janet and Jermaine haven’t been a thing in eight years. I hope it’s not awkward for either of them, especially when it comes to the subject of Jermaine’s giant Janet tattoo. I don’t know if his tattoo still looks the same or if he attempted to make it look less like Janet. But I really hope for his sake that he didn’t. Because literally the only way he could have changed it was to add wrinkles and claim it was a tattoo of Emperor Palpatine, and that’s bound to be an awkward conversation.

Pic: Wenn.com

Ryan Phillippe Responds To His Ex-Girlfriends Allegations By Fixing To Sue Her

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

While he’s at it, he might also want to think about suing whoever told him those leggings were a good look, but that’s not high on the priority list right now.

Earlier we found out that Ryan Phillippe’s ex-girlfriend Elsie Hewitt filed a $1 million lawsuit against him for allegedly getting violent with her. Sources close to Ryan accused Elsie of having the cruelest of intentions, aka trying to get money. TMZ says that Ryan is preparing to fight back and has lawyered up.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Dodged A Question About Taylor Swift

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

You can’t be a real Bostonian without being a bit of an a-hole. Hell, I’ve given three people in this coffee shop the finger just over the span of typing out two sentences. So it’s only natural Jake Gyllenhaal gets into character and acts like one on the press tour for Stronger, the film where he portrays real-life Boston Marathon bombing survivor Jeff Bauman. Jake and Jeff interviewed each other and it’s not so much an interview as it’s 2 minutes them sassing one another. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Missy Elliott Bringing Fly Dominatrix Hotness To “VH1 Hip Hop Honors” 

September 19, 2017 / Posted by:

VH1 Hip Hop Honors aired last night, and the theme was The 90s Game Changers, so there were performances by Warren G, Trina, Trick Daddy, Lil’ Kim, Xscape, Fat Joe and Mimi, who will need to undergo physical therapy for at least three weeks since she really strained her legs by walking more than two steps on her own. Sure, VH1 fucked up by not including SWV, TLC and one of my favorite 90s rappers Sylk-E Fyne, but they made up for it by bringing out Missy Elliott and her chorus of steampunk goth insects.

A recreation of Missy’s She’s A Bitch video was jizzed up onto the stage, and the Madonna to CeeLo’s Gaga gave it so hard in latex that I’m sure many people ran off to the ER with rubber burns to their eyeballs. If The Fly was turned into a hip-hop musical using outfits from Burning Man…

Pic: VH1

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