Kathy Griffin And Stormy Daniels Teamed Up To Flip Off Trump

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Kathy Griffin is still on her “Ignore That Teary Press Conference, ‘Cuz I’m Not A Bit Sorry For Looking Like I Was Ready To Decapitate POTUS” comedy tour. At last night’s stop here in Boston, she received a visitor who has been way more effective at scaring the president. Because this gal’s got what we like to call THE RECEIPTS.

Talented actress and pre-presidential adultery pay-off recipient Stormy Daniels dropped backstage to wish Kathy well. The ladies took a lovely photo together (seen above) for Trump to include in his scrapbooking efforts after he leaves office, and Kathy left this lovely tweet, via Deadline:

@StormyDaniels it was an honor to have you at my Boston show tonight. I support you 100%! #FuckTrump

And to that hashtag, Stormy replied “Sure did! Here’s the canceled check!” No, she tweeted politely back:

Thank you so much! had a great time!

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Chip And Joanna Gaines’ New Baby Name Is A Fixer Upper

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Yes, every baby is beautiful (that’s a lie) and it doesn’t matter what you name your child as long as they’re loved (yes it does). But “Crew? Crew Gaines?” It sounds like a spin-off of Rogaine for extra sweaty jock people to maintain their pubic bushes.

People reports that Joanna Gaines revealed in an Instagram post that she and her husband and fellow home decor czar, Chip, named their new son Crew Gaines. So when you think of this kid, you’re going to think of a bunch of muscular collegiate dudes in spandex compression shorts crammed together in a long kayak thing and practically humping each other from behind while flexing those biceps…er, maybe “Crew” isn’t that bad? They still should have stayed on brand and gone with “Shiplap.”

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Brigitte Nielsen Had A Baby Girl

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

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Approximately five seconds ago, it was reported here that Glamazon Dominatrix Goddess of the 1980’s to infinity Brigette Nielsen was pregnant with her fifth child at age 54. Well, bless her golden heart, Gitte is one celebrity that did not make us wait 10 months for a birth announcement, because baby Frida is here!

People.com reports that Gitte and her spunky Italian husband of 12 years, 39-year-old Mattia Dessi, welcomed their 5 pound 9 ounce baby girl on Friday in Los Angeles. Gitte’s first daughter joins her hot four adult sons. One of her sons, The Sun reports, is the child of Orlando Bloom‘s cousin, and another is the half-brother of Brittny Gastineau. Oh, Brittny without an “E“, you were so close to being the Kim Kartrashian of our time.

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The Bastard Jon Snow Married Ygritte

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Before Jon Snow started humping on his Aunt and prepared to dominate Westeros, he was throwing his leg over a special ginger wilding with a sparkle in her feral eye. Many nerds (myself included) were devastated when Ygritte was offed in season four (wipes tears from eyes). Well, for those of us with our legs straddling both “Game of Thrones” world and – hand quotes – “The Real World,” People.com reports that the taboo love of Jon Snow and Ygritte has transcended to a real life wedding.

Actors Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie were married yesterday at Rayne Church in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Their reception was at the fancy Wardhill Castle, which Rose’s fancy family owns.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

The Acrobat Raccoon of Michigan!

When I lived in NYC, I once drunkenly took two subways (waiting like 45 minutes each) and a rogue cab to get to a White Castle, where I had to wait for at least 20 minutes in a line that never seemed to end. I thought that was an incredible journey for some eats, but as it’s been proven time and time again, I ain’t got one shit on raccoons. One of our most recent HSOTD raccoons was, is and will forever be a legend who scaled a 25-story building in St. Paul, MN to get her mouth around some cat food. Okay, we don’t know for sure that’s why she SpiderMan’d up that building, but just shake your head and go with it for the sake of this post.

And now here’s a raccoon from Honor, Michigan (there ain’t nothing honorable about this magnificent bitch) who pulled some Tommy Cruise in Mission: Impossible stuntery to get some bird seed. (But game point still goes to Tommy because he does it just as well and does it in heels.) A man shot video of the frequent visitor to his family’s yard trying to get into the bird feeder. The raccoon climbed up to the cone protector thing, and after giving the camera a look like, “Keep the camera rolling, bitch, it’s about to get spectacular,” it swung over to the bird feeder and opened that thing with its hind paws before gracefully falling to the ground. My new favorite Cirque du Soleil show isn’t in Vegas, it’s in someone’s backyard in Honor, Michigan.

You should watch that again with the mute button pressed and Glitter In The Air (more like Bird Seed In The Air) blaring. If Pink was a raccoon…

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Birthday Sluts

June 24, 2018 / Posted by:

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Solange Knowles (32)
Candace Patton (30)
Stassi Schroeder (30)
Lionel Messi (31)
Kaitlin Cullum (32)
Vanessa Ray (37)
Minka Kelly (38)
Mindy Kaling (39)
Petra Němcová (39)
Kelly Wiglesworth (41)
Sherry Stringfield (51)
Hope Sandoval (52)
Iain Glen (57)
Tommy Lister (60)
Joe Penny (62)
Betsy Randle (63)
Nancy Allen (68)
Mick Fleetwood (71)
Peter Weller (71)
Michele Lee (76)
Robert Downey Sr. (82)
Chuck Taylor (1901-1969)

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