Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Expecting A Fourth Child That They’ll Probably Name MAGA

January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

And now that the New Year has kicked in the door waving the four-four all you’ll hear for the next few weeks is “New Year, New Me!” I normally ignore people who say that because they’re full of shit and never really change. Well, this phrase is kinda true for Donald Trump‘s #1 Stan Kanye West, who within the first two days of the year has announced that he’s still very much a Trump supporter, and we’re also learning that he Kim Kardashian are about to inflict the world with another one of their spawns.

Just so you know what’s about to happen; Kanye and Kim are expecting their fourth child via surrogate and all I can ask is “Why? It’s already enough of y’all!” But my prayers won’t be answered on this day because their fourth kid is coming soon so you can best believe they will work this into the story line for one of their million shows. Or might I suggest a new show starring Kim, Kanye and the kids titled Four and No More because I can’t with these two. UsWeekly says that KimYe’s surrogate is pregnant with a baby boy, and will deliver Kris Jenner’s newest client early May.

I don’t know why Kim’s adding extra kids to the mix since her eldest daughter North is none too pleased with the other two crumb snatchers taking away her attention (which is the surrogate for “love” in the Kardashian-West household)

In October, Kardashian West revealed that daughter North is a little apprehensive about her existing siblings, admitting that her oldest “acts like an only child at all times” and is “a little confused” about her family dynamic.

“She’s beyond jealousy now. She’s just like, ‘It’s my world,’ ” the reality star said on Ashley Graham‘s podcast Pretty Big Deal. “She said to me the other day, ‘Mom … we just need to have another baby brother so that Saint can just leave me alone … so the girls can be on this side of the house and the boys can be on that side of the house.’ “

Bitch that’s a red flag. You don’t need another kid, but whatever. Congrats anyway. I’m sure Kanye will keep us constantly up to date on Twitter, where he started 2019 with a litany of tweets in under and hour, beginning with this:

The dragons he tweeted out were in reference to a tweet from April when Kanye was really spreading the shenanigans, especially when he stated he and Trump were brothers and shared dragon energy. I kinda wish those dragons were real so they could light fire to that sun baked hay looking wig on top of Don Cheeto’s head. And Kanye didn’t stop there since his trolling is unlimited like a Sprint data plan. The tweets were all Klassic Kanye, but then he threw out this terrifying tweet:

I don’t want to think about this dude running for President in 2024 because he’s insane and we’re only two years into one crazy president’s reign of terror. And of course, since this is Kanye and he can’t stop slobbering out words of affection for his big homie Trump, he threw these in before signing off for the day.

I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or move to Canada because I can see now 2019 is gonna be another banner year for the famewhores. Maybe I can escape before their baby gets here or before Trump fires Mike Pence, brings Kanye aboard and then we see a shitload of Trump/West 2020 posters popping up everywhere. Oh here go hell come.

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