Pete Davidson recently brought his big dick energy to an interview with GQ magazine, which is great, because how in the world were we going to keep up to date with Pete since he quit sharing every detail of his life with Ariana Grande on Instagram. It goes without saying that Pete talks a lot about Ariana.
GQ dropped their interview with Pete earlier today, which also happens to be the eve of the release of Ariana’s album Sweetener, a coincidence that no publicist picked up on, I’m sure. At the very least, Pete appears to be self-aware of his current position as Ariana Grande’s fiancé. Pete tells GQ: “It’s all bullshit. GQ wouldn’t hit me up if I didn’t recently get engaged to a super-famous person. Nobody gives a shit, you know what I mean?” Well that’s not exactly true. I give many shits about Pete Davidson and his proximity to Ariana Grande, because I love having a front-row seat to watching people make questionable decisions. Like modeling outfits that make you look like the social media intern for Die Antwoord.
It was reported Pete proposed to Ariana after about a month of dating with a $100,000 ring. As it turns out, the ring only cost $93,000 and the engagement happened faster than Pete could say “Hello” or “Grande, is it?”
“The day I met her, I was like, ‘Hey, I’ll marry you tomorrow.’ She was calling my bluff. I sent her a picture [of engagement rings]. I was like, ‘Do you like any of these?’ She was like, ‘Those are my favorite ones,’ and I was like, ‘Sick.'”
Pete also talked about when he and Ariana will get married. The internet had a conspiracy theory that it would happen on August 4, 2018 (which obviously didn’t pan out). Pete says they don’t really have any wedding plans at the moment, but that it will “definitely happen.”
When Ariana and Pete moved in together back in June, they settled on a $16 million, 5 bedroom penthouse in Manhattan. Wouldn’t you know, Pete didn’t drop a dime. And Ariana was kind enough to let Pete know that despite it all coming from her bank account, it was both of theirs.
“She’s really sweet. She’s like, ‘This is our house,’ and I’m like, ‘You’re very nice for saying that. Thank you for letting me stay here.’ She’s like, ‘We’re getting married!’ And I’m like, ‘I know, thank you for letting me stay here.'”
They’re still working on decorating it. “It’s like, we have six beanbags, but we have no forks – you know what I mean? We’re learning how to be adults. We’re having a really fun time.”
Pete says his responsibility is to make sure the fridge has food in it. But whose job is it to provide forks? I don’t want to sound like a germaphobe adult here, but part of being an adult is learning that someone is going to get the norovirus if you don’t start using utensils. And trust me, brfing your face off isn’t made any better when you’re doing it in a $16 million penthouse toilet.