The real Prince Hot Ginge’s bachelor party hasn’t happened yet, apparently, but it’s looking like it’s going to go down at a resort in the fancy Swiss ski town of Verbier. (Yes, the same town where PHG’s best man Prince William caused coochies to burst with his clit-tingling dance moves. So Verbier better duct tape down their chonies, because P. Willy’s gonna blow them off once again.) Since PHG is now a boring soon-to-be husband and is no longer a vodka-snorting naked party whore (BOOO!), his bachelor party will probably be a snooze. But no matter how boring it is, it won’t be as sad as the sight of the bachelor party staged by lookalikes at the Regent’s Canal in London today.
Lookalikes of PHG, Prince William and Prince Charles all stripped down to Union Jack shorts (but sadly for your loins, Fake Prince Charles kept his top on) to stand in a hot tub boat while holding Red Solo Cups for the three photographers who had nothing better to do and showed up. The sight of three lookalikes pretending to party in a hot tub boat in the middle of the day as a fake THE QUEEN watches is pretty sad, but what’s really sad is that fake Prince William is hotter than fake PHG. I will forever hate the creators of this stunt for causing me to commit the ultimate betrayal by getting the tingles for a fake Prince William over a fake PHG. It’s as if every PHG impersonator in England was booked, so they just pulled a random ginger off the street.
This stunt was put together to promote HotTug UK. That’s another reason to be mad at this. It was for HotTug and there wasn’t any hot tugging going on. Someone report HotTug for this grift, and before you say, “Ewww, you’re into incest porn,” at me, it doesn’t count as incest porn if Prince Random Ginger and fake Prince William aren’t related. They’re not related, right?