Gwyneth Paltrow Called Chris Martin Her “Brother” Again 

Apple and Moses must be looking at each other uncomfortably, and wishing their mom wasn’t so extra. Caffeine-assed actress Gwyneth Paltrow is full on referring to her ex Chris Martin as her “brother” now. 10, 9, 8, 7…to a GOOP post about embracing incest as a healthy and spiritual practice, especially if you do it on a manatee fur sheet glazed with dew from the Himalayas that you can purchase on the site for $9,000.

Gwyneth posted a pic on Instagram thanking Chris Martin for planting two kids in her. That’s nice but “my brother?” Someone thinks she’s Cersei Lannister… 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf1S00Hng86/?hl=en&taken-by=gwynethpaltrow

Her current betrothed Brad Falchuk is probably wondering “does she think I look like her?,” as Ryan Murphy barks at him to create a docu-series about famous genocides for Netflix.

The comments on the IG post indicate that even the Goop-iest of Gwyneth’s followers feel that incest is not best.

I mean if she said best friend I could understand but… brother ?? Incest isn’t cool

no problem with them loving each other . I’d never call someone I had kids with my brother. Creepy

Brother? Giving you these two ?

Surprisingly, there was no comment in there from “AngiesBro73“ telling Gwyneth’s haters off for her and defending her word usage.

Pic: Instagram