Kim Zolciak Jokes About Her Oldest Daughter Sucking Dick For John Legend Tickets

May 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak, the mutated polyester blond wig from Real Housewives of Atlanta and Tardy For The Party, is currently getting a lot of her favorite thing (after silicone shots to the lips, of course): attention! The garage sale Barbie styling head who was brought to life by Lucifer to terrorize us all tweeted at Chrissy Teigen last night about getting tickets to a John Legend show for her 4-year-old son Kash. Kim must be a Pimp Mama Kris-in-training because she “jokingly” tried to pimp out her 20-year-old clone daughter, Brielle Biermann, for those tickets.

Kim dropped an LOL at the end of her tweet to make it look like she’s joking, but bitch, please, we all know she meant that LOL in a “Hahaha, I’m just joking! No, I’m not” kind of way. Chrissy tweeted back at Kim, and Chrissy should’ve told Wig to do another Instagram #ad for caca tea and pay for the damn tickets herself.

Mini-Kim (read: Brielle) didn’t directly respond to her mom joking about whoring her out for tickets, but it does look like she thinks it wasn’t not funny.

The truth is, I am very disappointed in Kim Zolciak for that tweet. The Kim that I know from Real Housewives of Atlanta would proudly use her own toxic rubber worm lips to suck dick for concert tickets. I thought I knew you, Kim.

And here’s a delicious bag of In-N-Out (Pimp Mama Kim, her exploding lips and her man are in the pictures too, but who cares about them) at LAX a couple of weeks ago.

Pics: Instagram, Wenn.com

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